Bachelor Pad: Episode 4
The recap will be up as soon as I write down every Disney Princess movie line I have memorized so I can work it into the recap during Tenley’s date with Kip. I may have to throw in a few YouTube clips for good measure.
As always, feel free to discuss in the comment section. I’ll give you a few topics: Natalie crying, Elizabeth crying, Nikki crying, Tenley crying and Wes Hayden making sense? And why are we in week four and still have not seen Kip’s abs? ARE YOU KIDDING ME ABC?
Did anyone notice that when Kip and Tenley were walking up to the zip line, they showed a freakin’ DEER wandering the woods. OMG–it was BAMBI. She is too chirpy and sweet for me.
Love love love the surveys!! Natalie is a hoot. Really, she would rather be stupid than single??? How old is she anyway? Kudos to Kovacs for not calling out his girl’s horrible boobs on TV. I guess he has a little class. Poor Krisily, I can’t believe she made it this long. And she is definitely right about the couples..I just don’t see how they could possible break them apart now?
And who else is completely devastated by JB’s showing on his date?? What the what was that all about. He was acting so immature. I’ve been giving him way too much credit. Although, I don’t think Peyton will be around much longer since she ditched the fantasy suite with him.
And, I hate to say it, but HWMNBN is one of my favorites on this show. He just seems so sweet and innocent here…what is going on?
Can’t wait for the re-cap, I missed the entire first half…i am sure that you will make it more interesting anyway. 🙂 Love the blog!
natalie was not upset that she thought everyone thought she was dumb but was upset that they thought she wouldn’t get married bc she is such a flirt! and why would elizabeth cry so hard over the fact that she has a bad boob job?
as for kiptyn saying he’s never been on a helicopter before- how is that possible!?! he made it to the final 2 in jillian’s season! weren’t there about 10 helicopter rides before then?
#2 – Tracy – Natalie is 28. This whole thing had me cracking up! Tenley crying just from filling out the darn thng…lol. I wonder if she cries when she flosses or brushes her teeth b/c she must say goodbye to the build-up she’s gained over the day. Goodness girl…and that voice! That voice….ugh…breath w/o sounding like it can you?
I thought JB got drunk since he’s never had a martini and it almost sounded like Peyton said it was just vodka. I was confused by that whole thing…but that plane was BADAZZ!!! I did crackup at Dave saying vodka/champagne not going together just after JB did that. lol
I don’t think HWMNBN is sweet and innocent…he wanted the same thing for himself w/ Gia and the money of course so I think he was trying to be smart about playing the game (till Gia got involved but not so sure how true that was)…but he did make sense at the end about Krisily probabtly voting for him. Boy did they burn her….she should have known better than to trust that fast, but I loved her for calling them out at the end. I wouldn’t have hugged though…screw that.
#1 – Katherine M — YES!!!! a freakin’ deer! A co-worker and I were just discussing that. lol How Disney of ABC to include that footage!
I laughed when Krisily called out the couples at the end but I am glad she was sent home. Also glad Natalie and Elizabeth were given a rude awakening to how everyone sees them!!
And what the heck was Jesse B doing on his date….yah I know you’re liquored up but c’mon, control yourself in the hangar!
Lincee…like you and probably many others, I am completely disappointed that we have NOT SEEN KIP’s ABS…WTF is with that? Last night would have been a perfect opportunity. Has something happened and he’s terribly scarred or something now? Ugh. It’s the only reason I’ve watched the whole darn thing, although I love my DVR to help me through the crying and moaning and incredibly boring conversations.
Look forward to your recap.
Have to comment on the faces Nikki makes…she looks like she just smelled something really nasty. It cracks me up.
I haven’t watched the whole episode yet b/c there is an electrician in my house right now & I’m embarrassed for ANYONE to know I watch this mess!
OMG! Last night was great!
Laurie, I think Elizabeth was crying in combination of a bad boob job and she was the one voted most shallow.
And Krisily…I was so freaking mad at her. She totally got what she deserved in the end…and while I loved that she kind of called everyone out, she was being a hypocrite…she was yelling at everyone to break up the couples and SHE HAD THE FREAKING CHANCE TO DO THAT! She was an idiot and I can’t wait till she watches these episodes and sees that while she was thinking she had a chance with Dave he was busy getting freaking with Natalie! HA!
And I know Wes is the guy to hate, but I was mad that he went home. I am tired of the “cool kids/couples” running the show.
Lincee, Kiptyns abs said hello in the extra footage last week at the end!!
My fave part was the baby deer on tenley and kiptyns magical date.
Um…wasn’t there a shot of Kip in the pool…all abs out? And the ending scene a couple weeks ago him and Dave sitting by the pool side when Weatherman sang his song or something? Still gotta say…he got some competition with Dave in the abs dept (even though he annoys me mostly too.)
Just when I was starting to like HWMNBN, he goes home!!! There goes the comedy.
WHAT is with Kovacs getting all emotional on us last night?? And just when Jesse B dumps Natalie for being too immature…he goes off and gets drunk and acts like a complete looser. Dude that can’t happen until you have dated for at least a year…if ever! I felt bad for Peyton!!!
Wes has a new appreciation in my book. He has seemed so normal this year and yet OHCH still makes fun of him on his EW blog!
I was cracking up that Kypton said he had never been on a helicopter before…and Tenley remained silent (of course she was reflecting on her heli rides with Jake.) Then Tenley said she had never ever, ever ziplined before…and Kypton got all quiet (as he was reminiscing back to his one on one time with Jillian.)
Maybe Elizabeth can find it in her heart to be a little nicer to folks now that she sees how it feels to be the recipient of cutting remarks. When she had those tears flowing and said, “It’s just so hurtful,” I was thinking, yes…that’s what the Weatherman said last week when he saw you spit after kissing him. The Queen of the Plastics has now seen HER name in the Burn Book!!!
So on Jesse and Peyton’s date after he’s given her the rose, he’s telling her to chug a vodka martini and sip a beer and they show him burping obnoxiously and I walk out of the room for a minute, the next thing it’s all over between them. Did I miss something?
I am so tired of Tenley!
Most boring episode, I don’t need to watch them discuss who to vote off for half an hour!