Bachelor Pad: Episode One
The recap will be up as soon as I figure out if you can get an STD from watching a filthy show on television.
In the meantime, please feel free to review last night’s events in the comment section. I’ll give you a topic: What was up with Our Host Chris Harrison’s tie?
Was it me or did Craig come off as a real human being last night? I actually kind of liked him, but he’s still socially awkward.
Elizabeth is a manipulative dog of the female persuasion. I see why Jesse doesn’t like her. He’s just using her for the pooty. Any chick that throws around “I love you” as casually as she does has issues. She cried like 100 times last night and had no problem saying she’d kiss Craig for a rose, but lambasted Jesse for suggesting they play the game. No dude wants an emotional head case like her. And someone please help me, there is no way Elizabeth is 30. That chick has some major skin issues. That’s a hard 30 I will say if she is actually that age. If you are Jesse (or any man), you need to be thinking about waking up to that leather baseball glove 10 even 20 years from now. In addition, all the plastic surgery she’s going to want will drive any man broke. She’ll be a ragged 35 in five years, a head case and still single!
This show is horrible and definitely only going to last one season.
I’ll admit — I didn’t notice OHCH’s tie — I was too busy trying to figure out Elizabeth’s horrible blond hair (not to mention her stalker-like obsession with Kovak), trying to decide if Natalie really wasn’t wearing underwear when the ‘black box’ effectively ‘hid’ her crotch, and wondering whose bathing suit top and/or bottom would fall off/down first during twister…….. what pure debauchery! loved every crazy moment!
I have to say that I liked Craig’s hair when it was “messy wet” – he looked much better! Kind of sorry to see Michelle go home so soon – we need more crazy! I liked Juan when he was on Jillian’s season, but seeing him last night proves what a huge jerk he is!
Elizabeth – wasn’t she the one that teased Jake with the “do you want to kiss me?” stuff? She’s got some issues.
I agree – it’s a one-shot deal for this show. But I have to say, I do like seeing more of OHCH. Can’t remember the tie – was it kind of shiny stripes?
Okay….so I’m 52 and shouldn’t be watchin’ this mess….but oh, the laughs I had last night….Elizabeth is pitiful….Kovacs is an idiot if he even thinks about pumpin’ that well…..her stupidity might just get all over him….wonderin’ what’s up with the Tenley/Kyptonite relationship? and the Natalie/Jesse B (Tatman) relationship is kind of sweet, but probably the kiss of death for them….Team NatTat isn’t long for the game….the whole partnership thing….and good riddance to Juan the Whiner and Evil Michelle…even though that would have been such good drama….
I’m gonna bust a gut if this whole Wes/Gia thing gets to smokin’…..oh, my!
I hate to say it, but I only lasted an hour because I thought it was boring. I promise I will try again next week.
Poor Elizabeth. What a sad little thing she is.
OHCH looked smokin in those jeans…
LOL! My husband is a fan of OCHC… but even he was like CHRIS! what is wrong with you? That tie has to go!
Elizabeth… hojeez. It was interesting watching crazy girl games actually happen. I didn’t know girls actually act like that. I feel bad for Jesse.
Michelle is crazy, and she should have known better than to mess with Tenley. Everyone loves her. Including me. Except for the first 15 min. NO MORE SHRIEKING please!
I am going to go on record and say I am really glad Weatherman is there. He’s so funny!
I can’t believe how hormonal and immature everyone is. These are not 19 year olds… some are in their 30’s and age ???(cough gwen)
I will watch again. I just wish it wasn’t 2 hours. And I’m sad Juan and Michelle are gone, cause i liked their drama. Nikki and some other dude would have been a better choice. Who’s Dave going to fight with now?
Oddly enough I thought Craig came off as far less of a D-Bag than he seemed on the Bachelorette. He actually kind of seemed normal albeit socially stunted.
On the flip side I thought ALL the other guys (minus the Weatherman and Kipton) came off as total d-bags. I can see where minute amounts of fleeting celebrity can seriously go to some peoples heads.
Elisabeth is a crack pot. And the bleached, meth-addict looking hair isn’t helping matters.
I-Like-Bears-Natalie is a skank who apparently has no issues with full body tats and dudes from places called Peculiar, Missouri (key the creepy banjo music).
Favorite line of the night… Weatherman: “You can’t pin a rose on a straight jacket.” Talking about Michelle as she left. HA! I nearly spit my wine all over the tv. Classic. Thanks Weatherman!
I think the truly awful tie was during the “scenes from the next episode” and it was pink with polka dots! I imagine next week we won’t be able to forget it. However, I loved that OHCH got to just enjoy the chaos without having to protect anyone from it and without having to pretend like he’s shocked by any of it!
LOVE. THIS. SHOW!
LOVED the show last night, can’t wait for the recap! I’m also excited/nervous for the episode where OHCH is wearing a black and white checkered shirt with a pattern tie.
I also think Chris can handling the hosting duties without Melissa, but I guess I don’t mind her.
I heart the weatherman… he needs more screentime because he’s a funny dude.
I also kind of liked craig last night. I think he’s the kind of guy that i may not date or be best friends with, but i bet he’s a lot of fun to hang out with.
i hope the weatherman wins the whole dang thing 🙂
I went home from girl’s night and took a shower! Just dirty!
Did anyone else notice Craigs rolled up pants in every scene? He sort of looks like he could be on Miami Vice (the original series). Elizabeth is so pitiful…doesn’t she know guys don’t like clingy, love professing girls? Whoever advised her to dye her hair blonde should be fired! She was much prettier with dark hair.
What the what??? Elizabeth is a total black widow! I feel so bad for Kovaks. How does he not see what a tradegy she is!? She made Craig M. seem like a really nice guy. And her hair…OMG..it’s awful! She was so pretty with dark hair. And Natalie? What can I say, she proved she was not ready for marriage then and she definitely isn’t ready now! The Weatherman still provides endless laughter. So how old is Gwen??
And who were the ones making out the first night? Was it really Michele and Craig?
#8…I totally agree with that being the best line of the night!! Weatherman finally got one right… he’s so adorable in a little brother kinda way.