Bachelor Pad Recap: Episode 4

The recap will be up as soon as I go back and memorize that part where Ella describes how to execute the perfect kiss. I can’t remember if it was pull away while biting the bottom lip or biting the bottom lip and then pulling away.

Never fear. A detailed run-down will be in the recap posted later today.

In the meantime, let me know what you thought of last night’s episode in the comment section. NO BITING IN THERE!

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August 30, 2011 8:46 am

OK. I’ll go first. The thing that was most memorable to me from last night was Melissa saying, when she had
thought she’d be going on a date, that she had done her hair, which has not once looked combed to me. I was seriously worried about her. Some reality show contestants don’t have the fortitude to overcome the experience or it makes existing problems worse.

I like that Michelle refused the contest. I want Micheal and Michelle to win. Poor, sweet, Micheal. Creep Black. I kind of like Erica. But guess who I loathe?
Don Casey and Countess Vienna.

August 30, 2011 8:51 am

Is it just me or does michael seem SO much cooler now than when he was on the bachelor?

August 30, 2011 8:52 am

Michael makes me cry every week! He is just so sweet and sincere!! (Or it could be these pregnancy hormones…)

August 30, 2011 8:54 am

Don Casey had bad breath for the kissing contest. Every joke I have sounds like a bad porn tag line and/or makes me want to hurl.

August 30, 2011 8:55 am

I love Michael and felt so bad for him when Holly was kissing Blake and then again when Holly went on a date with Blake and stayed overnight.

What the hell was Melissa doing to that container of yogurt or whatever it was? Taking her anger out on a poor carton of yogurt made her seem crazier than ever.

I found the kissing contest to be full of “ick” moments. I like Erika but her kissing made me cringe.

Michael for the win.

August 30, 2011 8:55 am

best line of the night “he looked me right in the eye and pinky swore”. really melissa? are you four? did he cross his heart too?

August 30, 2011 8:59 am

I feel so bad for Michael 🙁 Holly keeps talking about how he left her, what about how she left him first? He wouldn’t have left her in the first place if she hadn’t broken it off w/ him to begin with. I just want to shake her sometimes.

My favorite parts were when the guys rallied around Michael when he was sad and when Kasey was getting aggrevated w/ Melissa because she kept following him around lol.

Melissa is a ticking time bomb. Hopefully next week Vienna will get voted off since she was in the running this week.

August 30, 2011 9:02 am

tie for best line of the night:

Blake, when confronted by Melissa while brushing his teeth: “I’ve got 40 secs left…”

Gotta love the dentist for maintaining proper oral hygiene (maybe he should give Kasey some tips)!

Can’t wait for the recap, Lincee : )

Lacia C
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August 30, 2011 9:17 am

I agree with neddamk above about Blake’s best line of the night and the toothbrush buzzing….before that the Melissa Stalker music …too funny.

I thoroughly enjoyed Melissa getting on Kasey’s case (yikes) about the voting.

Can someone please explain Holly’s appeal towards men? Good Lord. She only said “I’m so confused” no less than 20 times last night. As I say every week: Stag, move on!! I hope it’s down to him and Michelle for the win.

Kissing contest – gag. Kasey and Vienna didn’t seem like the cool kids this episode, they were back to being losers after the jig with Jake was up.

August 30, 2011 9:29 am

@beens completely agree about Holly. I kept saying (maybe screaming) that to the TV…but you broke off the engagement FIRST! Ugh…I wasn’t buying her act at all!

Where I’m confused is how did Vienna and Krasey go from protesting I’m not doing the kissing contest to doing the contest? Did they edit out a part or something…all that talk and they did it. weird.

I’m hoping Michelle wins too! Ella falling for Krasey line about his grandmother…oh puhliease!

Melissa..Melissa.. I cracked up as well at Blake’s I got another 40 seconds…thank goodness for Sonicare huh! lol And she just..poor child. Pink swore…pitiful. Is it just me or does anyone else think her and Blake got horizontal? I know she may be off her rocker for sure…but to be that sure and that out there…some other thing had to go on.

Blake – He’s such a douche. ugh. I saw someone call him a Bentley for Babies rather than a Bentley 2.0 and that’s sooo true. He really has no game at all!

August 30, 2011 9:38 am

Ok I loved when Michelle was talking about Melissa..”Some people wear their heart on the sleeve. Melissa wears it on every article of clothing she owns, including her hair tie/dye”

I’m sorry but Melissa is a crazy psycho…I also loved when Blake kissed Melissa during the contest and she said she knows he wants to be with her and loves her…WTF just from a kiss??

August 30, 2011 10:16 am

I want Michael and Kirk to win. it’s too bad it has to be a guy and girl at the end. Michael is breaking my heart!

Blake is a moron. First, he sounded like an idiot when he said his chemistry with Holly was impeccable. Does he know what impeccable means? It’s not exactly the word I would want used to describe chemistry.
Also, his line with Holly about having to examine the evidence to determine if she was the best kisser…GAG! It was like his horrible line before he kissed Melissa back on their date. He’s horrible.

August 30, 2011 10:32 am

love love loved when Michelle gave her two cents about Melissa! (my little watch party agreed that was the Michelle we know and love)!

Feel so bad for Michael, but understand why it’s hard for Holly to trust immediately. She’d better be cautious with mr. blake….yikes!

team kirk/michelle

August 30, 2011 10:33 am

Ok first of all…Melissa is bat shit crazy! I love how she just assumed Blake was taking her AND that she could tell that he was into her by his kiss!
Um, SERIOUSLY? How about he was trying to win the contest, duh!?!

I know that everyone thinks Blake is a douche, and I don’t think he is all that great, but I think Melissa reads WAY too into crap. We saw him tell her that he wanted to just “play the game” with her with no involvement a couple weeks ago. And he was just being nice so as to not upset her and make her go all crazy on his ass.

She took all his nice-ness to her as a hint that he WAS in to her. Jake was right, poor girl just wants to be loved and she will see whatever she wants to see in order for her to be loved.

And how wierd is it that Michelle is NOT so crazy. I feel this may be the “real” Michelle and she portrayed a crazy lady for pure entertainment with Brad. I mean she is a totally different person.

PS – I think that since Kasey started dating Vienna he has become bitter and mean. Like I think Vienna brings this ugliness out in him. He is an arse! They deserve each other!

August 30, 2011 10:39 am

I agree with the best line of the night being Blake’s “I’ve got 40 seconds left”.
Also, I’m with the earlier poster who was wondering what in the hell Melissa was doing to that carton of yogurt! She was beating the you-know-what out of it. Homegirl definitely has some issues!
What about Krasey trying to sound all intelligent by using big words, but mispronouncing “strategist”. He said strah-teee’-gist instead of stra’-ti-gist. Awkward. Pleeeese vote him off next week, ladies. I can’t take much more of Kasey and Vienna. Gag.

I am surprisingly enjoying Erica….she makes me laugh out loud every single episode at some of her opinions about things.

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