Bachelor Pad Recap: Week 5

by Lincee
August 20, 2012
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Sometimes, there are no words. I’m unsure how He Who Must Not Be Named was featured in a LOVE MONTAGE for crying out loud! Someone has sold their soul to Mike Fleiss. The madness must be stopped. I’m going to watch my Chris Harrison birthday tribute video to try and calm down. In the meantime, you guys discuss how in the world this happened!?! The recap will be up later this afternoon. If I can manage to recover from the devastation.

Sometimes…I can still hear the melody in my head without trying. Jamming pencils in my ears and banging my own head with an iron skillet don’t seem to help.

Pray for me.

Lincee

Lincee has been blogging about television, movies, music and random personal ramblings since 2003. She's best known for her Bachelor recaps. Her sitcom boyfriends include Nick Miller, Richard Castle, Damon Salvatore, Jim Halpert and Wade Kinsella. She’s convinced that if she ever met Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey or Lauren Graham in real life, they would be best friends. You can read more of her work at I Hate Green Beans.

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Kendra

August 21, 2012 7:03 am

That whole scene was so strange…did the ABC intern hand Tony a CD to pop in the jeep? It came off as very fake. Would have better if Wes himself came to serenade them by the firepit.

karen

August 21, 2012 7:39 am

I’m feeling very cheated!! BP was pre-empted last night for preseason football (in the Philadelphia area). I will have to watch online to witness the carnage!

SusieQ

August 21, 2012 8:36 am

I couldn’t believe my ears! Very strange and so fake!

Rochellaf

August 21, 2012 10:29 am

All I have to say is that when Blakely called Tony a “domesticated man,” I thought she had meant more like a castrated man! At least poor Tony finally got some action.