Bachelor Recap: Women Tell All

Raise your hand if you were bored watching last night?  It should have been called, “Women Tell Us Everything We Already Knew While Our Host Chris Harrison Looks Hot.”

I’ve decided to use this lack of significant information to practice my creative writing skills.  I’m not going to write a normal recap.  It’s going to be something different…outside of the box.

Since I’m not sure what that looks like yet, feel free to write your favorite parts of last night’s show in the comment section.  One might include Harrison’s huge ring, Ashley’s gleaming white teeth or that chick who held a wine glass with her toes.

Okay.  The creative juices are flowing!  Look for the recap later this afternoon!

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Jennifer H.
March 8, 2011 10:11 am

I loved how OHCH had to do the dad whistle to get the girls to leave Michelle alone. I weirdly walked away really liking her after all that. She did make the show enjoyable to watch.

March 8, 2011 10:19 am

Like Jennifer, OHCH’s defense of Michelle was interesting – he’s never gotten so protective someone. It was totally dadlike!

It was boring. And I was so grossed out by that “party” audition for Bachelor Pad that I couldn’t eat dessert. Until later. When I was bored.

March 8, 2011 10:20 am

How cute was Ashley H.’s hair???

March 8, 2011 10:22 am

How much did those 2 girls look like vultures last night? (The ones attacking Michelle) Made themselves look ridiculous, I thought.

March 8, 2011 10:22 am

I wish they would show a longer blooper/behind the scenes segment. Those always crack me up, and I especially enjoyed this one as it showed Brad actually has a personality and sense of humor. That was really the only enjoyable part. I tweeted OHCH to tell him that. He better listen.

I’ve heard mixed reviews on Ashley’s hair. I personally love it. The bangs conceal her ginormous forehead and the color is much more flattering.

This was basically an acting audition for Michelle. For all that dramatic “crying”, she didn’t actually shed a single tear. Ugh, she’s so irritating, and I can’t believe Chris fell for it.

I forgot that half of those girls were even on the show. The big Melissa/Raichel “drama” that they spent a whole segment on? Forgot that ever happened.

I am soooo looking forward to the Bachelor Pad 2, because I love that trash, but Vienna? Really?? Blech.

March 8, 2011 10:23 am

OHCH was at his absolute CUTEST EVER last night. Loved the controlled chaos hair. Did NOT, however, love “Ash’s” new look. She went way overboard on the fake & bake. Other than that, I literally fell asleep 3 times.
Looking forward to your take on this snoozefest, Lincee!

March 8, 2011 10:28 am

I may be late to the party…but did Vienna really hook up with Wes???

and I agree with Jess, Michelle was still irritating..granted, those girls should not have ganged up on her like that but she still seemed fake

OHCH’s hair was great last night!!! lol

March 8, 2011 10:33 am

Boring is right! Why did anyone other than Ashley, Stacey the Bartender, Michele and the blonde girl with the wine glass show up? All I could think the whole time is that Stacey WHO? decided she needed more airtime and was a total beotch (implied!).
The other more moment was the other Ashley needing closure. How embarrasing. He.didn’ you… enough said!

March 8, 2011 10:37 am

I have heard that too about Vienna and Wes. And according to Gia, they have hooked up. I am actually looking forward to Bachelor Pad 2.

Like Lincee said, there was absolutely nothing “revealed” last night. I think the whole Melissa/Raichel thing is stupid…grow up and get over it already. Brad didn’t pick them because they are both so unattractive….I loved Ashley S. telling them that!! I really like her.

I did sort of feel sorry for Michelle last night, especially when that girl Stacy was critizing her parenting. Really?? What does she know about Michelle and her parenting? And Michelle had just gone on and on about how much she regretted leaving her daughter to do the show, so why the need to bash her about it?

Jackie surprised me last night. I didn’t expect her to be so vocal about things. I kinda liked it.

And as far as Ashley H. goes..I am not a fan of the new look. I think she was much prettier with the blonde hair and dark brown eyes. And that red lipstick really emphasized how small her lips are…and those teeth, so white, not that it’s a bad thing, but dang! I am not looking forward to seeing her as the Bachelorette.

Brad was still hot. I really hope he picks Emily!!

Lacia C
Lacia C
March 8, 2011 10:44 am

I find it hilarious that Stacey (?) reemed out Michelle for her bad parenting skills when a) no one beat up on Emily or Stephanie and Megan (from Jason’s season) for leaving their kid at home to go on the show, and b) Stacey admitted on national tv that she cheated on her boyfriend. Although I thought Michelle was a little psycho during the season, I think a lot of it was editing….she is probably very sarcastic with her humour.

Jackie’s voice was grating on my every nerve after she had an opinion about everyone….like enough, already! Jackie is probably still pissed at Michelle when Michelle told Jackie to look down when she scaled down the waterfall in Costa Rica! haha

I didn’t mind Ashley’s makeover — not a fan of the fake tan, but I liked her hair and sass.

Oh and what was with that cheesy Bachelor reunion? Isn’t it something that Jessie (wannabe famewhore) outed Justin Rego for having a girlfriend on Ali’s season, and here she is, snuggling up to him at the reunion. Whatever!

Lacia C
Lacia C
March 8, 2011 10:50 am

p.s. I had to admit I laughed out loud when Kasey started up with the “guard and protect her heart” speech again! lol

March 8, 2011 10:55 am

The way the girls attacked Michelle was ridiculous! I think she played it up a bit, but that’s no reason to go after her like that. They were harsher towards her in the WTA than Michelle was to any of them during the show. It definitely made those two women look like heartless b*tches.

Don’t like Ashley’s makeover. It looks too… fake? Even though she says it’s her natural color. I think the blonde was much softer on her.

I lost a lot of respect for Jackie during the WTA… She seemed like such a sweet girl on the show but last night her true colors came though. She needed to shut up and just leave it alone. Her constant opinions were just irritating.

I think Michelle should be the next bachelorette, simply because it would make for a VERY interesting season haha

March 8, 2011 10:59 am

Is anybody else wondering why Shawntel never said a word last night? I mean, come on… she was one of the last four standing.

And I didn’t feel one bit sorry for psycho Michelle. She deserved everything she got. If anything, I think the other girls were way too kind.

holly go lightly
holly go lightly
March 8, 2011 11:03 am

weird, boring and depressing:

Michelle—new person – I’ll call her sensitive, devoted, suffering from guilt mother – emerges and reveals herself from her multiples to trusted therapist Harrison who controls other group members with a “kids knock it off or I’m pulling the mini van over” little whistle. Weird.

Who dang cares about the first to be booted Ashley? Or even tanning booth bangs where are the braids when ya need them Ashley? Not any show time for my fav Shawntel. Boring.

And finally, Lord help any 20 something gals watching and thinking the dating scene is supposed to be like the reject show people’s party. Sleezy at best. I mean you always hear how beautiful , hothothot movie sexy scenes are really difficult to set up and execute and how the actors and actresses say it ain’t all that sexy. Never understood until last night….because reality hubahuba can look mighty unsavory. Depressing.

March 8, 2011 11:03 am

@ Elise…I agree, I would much rather see Michelle as the next Bachelorette than Ashley H, but I am would also hope that she wouldn’t leave her child again to go on this show.

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