Once I get my eyebrow under control, I’ll post the recap. In the meantime, y’all talk about how hard it is to date your boyfriend when all his other girlfriends are sooooo jealous of you.
Lincee has been blogging about television, movies, music and random personal ramblings since 2003. She's best known for her Bachelor recaps. Her sitcom boyfriends include Nick Miller, Richard Castle, Damon Salvatore, Jim Halpert and Wade Kinsella. She’s convinced that if she ever met Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey or Lauren Graham in real life, they would be best friends. You can read more of her work at I Hate Green Beans.
As much as I dislike Tierra’s character, she makes for great tv. She talks like a 6 year old. I know this because I attended a 6yo bday party this weekend and one of the sassy girls was talking. just. like. that. Lots of grammar mistakes, lots of nonsense and lots of emotion. (as a guilty pleasure, I kinda’ would’ve liked to have met Tierra’s family)
I noticed Lindsay (sp?) trying to tilt Sean’s head while they were kissing on the beach to no avail. I wanted to yell, “Sean, she’s helping you out! Take the lead!” It wouldn’t have worked.
Leslie left for lack of eye contact…orrrrrr awkwardness. Their date was painful to watch. It was as if the director was telling them how to pose and then they were caught. It was just plain wierd. “Lets go pick more fruit.” WHAT?!?!
Kiss FM had an interview with Sean’s sister this morning. They kept playing the line, “I can’t control my eyebrow 24/7!!”
Ahhhhhhh the madness! Can’t wait Lincee, post soon! (that’s not a demand as much as it is an expression of my anticipation.)
Ahhh! What an episode. Throughout the entire thing, I kept looking over at my hub saying, “I bet he’s engaged to her right now. They might already be married. I bet they get engaged and lived unhappily ever after. The world no longer makes sense.”
The hubs said, “She’s too crazy to actually get to the end, right?” To which I answered, “She’s better than Vienna and Courtney combined– and they both went home with the bachelor!”
Sheri
February 12, 2013 8:07 am
My favorite line from Tierra, “My parents told me I have a SPARKLE! Don’t let them take your SPARKLE.”
Clayton
February 12, 2013 8:12 am
OH LINCEE!! I laughed so hard after ‘ I can’t control my eyebrow!’ I turned to my husband and said ‘OH that WILL be Lincee’s subject line for her recap’ That brings us to a whole other level of crazy.
Have you also noticed that Jimmy Kimmel is keeping an ‘AMAZING’ counter for the show? It is hiliarious…how many times everyone says AMAZING. And WTH? Catherine crying because Leslie is gone? For once, I actually like who is left but they all have their own version of issues/crazy. Bring on the home dates!
Debbie
February 12, 2013 8:33 am
Maybe I missed it but I didn’t see any tears from Tierra. And when Sean was talking to her on her cot she was trying to hold down her eyebrow! I got a kick out of that. Good stuff!!!
Connie
February 12, 2013 8:42 am
What was up with the scary piano music?…poor Tierra lost her sparkles…and her marbles…I looked down after two hours and realized I’d eaten almost an entire jar of peanut butter. I know Lincee can make sense of it all! Waiting patiently in Maine..
Cindy
February 12, 2013 9:03 am
Seriously…why did Tierra keep wiping at her eyes? There was NOTHING there! Not a single tear, no running mascara…dry as the Sahara. Talk about acting! And she certainly wasn’t a hot mess in the van after she left. She got over it really quickly. True love? I think not!
Can’t wait to hear her try to redeem herself at the WTA. Actually, I’m sure she thinks there’s nothing to redeem. She WAS the victim you know!!
Loving this season. Can’t wait for Lincee…after she gets her eye-brow under control!
Debbie
February 12, 2013 9:21 am
My two favorite lines from Tierra-ble…”Men like me” and “I have sparkle!” So happy she’s out!!! Also love that AshLee fought the crazy girl and won. Y’all know that normally does not happen. Can’t wait to see your take on the madness, Lincee!!
atl
February 12, 2013 9:56 am
Once I get my eyebrow under control, love it! I’m pumped for next week with Des’s brother! ABC had me fooled thinking it was an old boyfriend.
Erin
February 12, 2013 10:07 am
Let’s start brainstorming what love-to-hate former Bachelor will be in alliance with Tierra on the next installment of “Bachelor Pad” — she and her sparkle just booked an express ticket on the crazy train to that fun fest!
Krissy
February 12, 2013 10:12 am
As much as I hate to admit it, I will miss the Tierra drama just a little. Watching her lose her sparkle just added sparkle to my Monday nights! In other news, bring on the crazy families!
Sincethebeginning
February 12, 2013 10:54 am
@Debbie, if I recall correctly it was actually “Men LOVE me.” Either way she is a whackadoo.
Clayton
February 12, 2013 10:57 am
I also think Lincee needs to do one of her famous lists!!
I think the production staff should get props for going back and forth of showing Sean talk to his sister and Tierra going postal. She is a Pom Pom short of a pep rally! Did anyone think Sean’s sister looks like Elizabeth Shue? Can’t wait Lincee!
Mandy
February 12, 2013 11:12 am
I was hoping that they’d bring the sister into the hotel and introduce her as an old girlfriend interested in Sean. She’s entering a little late, but just had to confirm there wasn’t still a flicker before he dropped on one knee and proposed to someone at the end.
Then let the sis get a true insider’s viewpoint of their personalities. She would have definitely seen Tierra as she really is, sparkles and all.
As much as I dislike Tierra’s character, she makes for great tv. She talks like a 6 year old. I know this because I attended a 6yo bday party this weekend and one of the sassy girls was talking. just. like. that. Lots of grammar mistakes, lots of nonsense and lots of emotion. (as a guilty pleasure, I kinda’ would’ve liked to have met Tierra’s family)
I noticed Lindsay (sp?) trying to tilt Sean’s head while they were kissing on the beach to no avail. I wanted to yell, “Sean, she’s helping you out! Take the lead!” It wouldn’t have worked.
Leslie left for lack of eye contact…orrrrrr awkwardness. Their date was painful to watch. It was as if the director was telling them how to pose and then they were caught. It was just plain wierd. “Lets go pick more fruit.” WHAT?!?!
Kiss FM had an interview with Sean’s sister this morning. They kept playing the line, “I can’t control my eyebrow 24/7!!”
Ahhhhhhh the madness! Can’t wait Lincee, post soon! (that’s not a demand as much as it is an expression of my anticipation.)
Ahhh! What an episode. Throughout the entire thing, I kept looking over at my hub saying, “I bet he’s engaged to her right now. They might already be married. I bet they get engaged and lived unhappily ever after. The world no longer makes sense.”
The hubs said, “She’s too crazy to actually get to the end, right?” To which I answered, “She’s better than Vienna and Courtney combined– and they both went home with the bachelor!”
My favorite line from Tierra, “My parents told me I have a SPARKLE! Don’t let them take your SPARKLE.”
OH LINCEE!! I laughed so hard after ‘ I can’t control my eyebrow!’ I turned to my husband and said ‘OH that WILL be Lincee’s subject line for her recap’ That brings us to a whole other level of crazy.
Have you also noticed that Jimmy Kimmel is keeping an ‘AMAZING’ counter for the show? It is hiliarious…how many times everyone says AMAZING. And WTH? Catherine crying because Leslie is gone? For once, I actually like who is left but they all have their own version of issues/crazy. Bring on the home dates!
Maybe I missed it but I didn’t see any tears from Tierra. And when Sean was talking to her on her cot she was trying to hold down her eyebrow! I got a kick out of that. Good stuff!!!
What was up with the scary piano music?…poor Tierra lost her sparkles…and her marbles…I looked down after two hours and realized I’d eaten almost an entire jar of peanut butter. I know Lincee can make sense of it all! Waiting patiently in Maine..
Seriously…why did Tierra keep wiping at her eyes? There was NOTHING there! Not a single tear, no running mascara…dry as the Sahara. Talk about acting! And she certainly wasn’t a hot mess in the van after she left. She got over it really quickly. True love? I think not!
Can’t wait to hear her try to redeem herself at the WTA. Actually, I’m sure she thinks there’s nothing to redeem. She WAS the victim you know!!
Loving this season. Can’t wait for Lincee…after she gets her eye-brow under control!
My two favorite lines from Tierra-ble…”Men like me” and “I have sparkle!” So happy she’s out!!! Also love that AshLee fought the crazy girl and won. Y’all know that normally does not happen. Can’t wait to see your take on the madness, Lincee!!
Once I get my eyebrow under control, love it! I’m pumped for next week with Des’s brother! ABC had me fooled thinking it was an old boyfriend.
Let’s start brainstorming what love-to-hate former Bachelor will be in alliance with Tierra on the next installment of “Bachelor Pad” — she and her sparkle just booked an express ticket on the crazy train to that fun fest!
As much as I hate to admit it, I will miss the Tierra drama just a little. Watching her lose her sparkle just added sparkle to my Monday nights! In other news, bring on the crazy families!
@Debbie, if I recall correctly it was actually “Men LOVE me.” Either way she is a whackadoo.
I also think Lincee needs to do one of her famous lists!!
I think the production staff should get props for going back and forth of showing Sean talk to his sister and Tierra going postal. She is a Pom Pom short of a pep rally! Did anyone think Sean’s sister looks like Elizabeth Shue? Can’t wait Lincee!
I was hoping that they’d bring the sister into the hotel and introduce her as an old girlfriend interested in Sean. She’s entering a little late, but just had to confirm there wasn’t still a flicker before he dropped on one knee and proposed to someone at the end.
Then let the sis get a true insider’s viewpoint of their personalities. She would have definitely seen Tierra as she really is, sparkles and all.