The recap will be up later today as soon as my vision isn’t so cloudy. You see, I inadvertently slathered Germ Squirt in my eyes last night after the strip tease debacle. I’ve flushed with warm water, so it should be fine in a few hours.
My eyes should be fine. The visions of a gyrating opera singer will eternally be seared into my brain. That can never be erased.
What did you think of last night’s show?
Lincee has been blogging about television, movies, music and random personal ramblings since 2003. She's best known for her Bachelor recaps. Her sitcom boyfriends include Nick Miller, Richard Castle, Damon Salvatore, Jim Halpert and Wade Kinsella. She’s convinced that if she ever met Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey or Lauren Graham in real life, they would be best friends. You can read more of her work at I Hate Green Beans.
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Craig seems gay. The robot dance after the show during the credits was classic!
My first reaction when I saw OHCH “butt slap” one of the bachelors during the aforementioned “strip tease debacle” was, “I can’t wait to see what Lincee has to say about this!”
And let’s give a moment of thanks for Craig’s decision to plunge into the pool fully clothed…his antics will be missed!
Ugh, the strip tease thing was awful. I can’t stand this trend of getting naked and humiliated on the show, but it’s okay because IT’S FOR CHARITY so obvs who cares about your dignity?! Psst, Bachelor contestants – there are ways to collect money for charity where you (gasp) keep your clothes on! Ugh. Pass that Germ Squirt when you’re done.
Loved Josh being so tongue-tied and nervous. He probably never is in that position with a girl!
I didn’t recognize the fireman with glasses and the tattoos covered up – he was cute, and I don’t know why she sent him home.
I think the poor golfer/robot man forgot that you don’t bend over quite so much for the ladies when you are only wearing a thong.
My favorite is still the teacher – Brian, I think.
I did not sense much chemistry with either one-on-one dates – nice guys but more friend zone.
I thought the dress Andi wore to the final rose ceremony was a little too revealing! Have we become calloused to nakedness on this show?
Marcie – I agree; also the blue top she had on during the group date looked like it had to be glued on so it didn’t move. I noticed she wore a bikini this season – perhaps one pieces are not allowed when you are the star of the show!
I agree with Marcie. Andi really likes to display her chest. Both the dress that she wore on the group date party and the one at the rose ceremony were extremely low cut. I could never wear something like that to a party where I’m the only girl without worrying all night that something was slipping.
Also, not sure why she kept that last guy with the thick wighat hair over the cute fireman with the glasses. Blech.
Marcie I agree. I also am over the whole get naked for a cause thing. Going shirtless (men only) in the pool is not so out there but thongs and girating and well it was yuck for me. Pillow in front of the face for sure!
I’m disappointed she is giving in to the skin seekers. Can’t she look sexy in a tad more modest wordrobe?
P.S. I’d marry Chris in a heart beat. I don’t mind feeding pigs!
I was a bit surprised that Andi went along with that date – especially in light of how uncomfortable she was. There are so many worthwhile charities they could help out without degrading the contestants. I mean, can you imagine the outrage if they’d had the girls stripping and dancing for dollars for a bachelor? Not to say that I didnt find that dude shaking it in OHCH’s face hilarious. But still. Tacky. Even for this franchise.
Cant wait to see Lincee’s take on this 🙂
The strip date was just plain tacky, and silly. If these dates are intended to allow people to get to know one another, how does seeing a bunch of male bundas tell us more about them? Charity schmarity — moronic.
Yes, Andi has a nice figure, but she’s trying WAY too hard to show it off, at every possible turn. If this is a backlash to wearing suits to court, it’s poorly executed. She doesn’t have sexpot personality, and her clothing clashes with her persona.
Several of these guys look alike to me, so much so that it’s good guys are getting the boot, if only to make it easier to keep track of ’em. A few, like Josh, Marcus, and Chris have succeeded in distinguishing themselves in a positive way, whereas, of course, Craig — utter fail. Was it Marquel wearing that dumbass tacky shirt and tie last night? I was about to poke my eyes out with a needlepoint scissor to relieve the pain.
It’s obvious that Chris, Marcus and Josh are going far — her connection with Eric was all the more sad given his outcome. (The irony of their discussion and his comments about trying “everything” and “anything” — actually kinda creepy.)
Lincee, can’t wait to hear what you think of that dawg OHCH spanking the “entertainment” — whoa!
I’m enjoying, “I’m gonna Marry Harry” more than Bachelorette so far. But, it’s early yet.
The “tradition” of keeping the Black-guy around until the 3rd Ceremony seem to be in force. Does anybody think that she’s has ANY interest in Marquel???
One problem (and it’s a big problem) is that being a
hot-guy will not be enough for intellectual Andi. Not that she’s a great-mind, but, these muscle-heads are way inferior.
The Body-Builder (steroids?) looks like he’s gonna go on a rampage at any minute. Or, maybe it’s just the vacant expression that only comes alive when he meets a Dumb-Bell. He’s never met a dead-weight he didn’t like
Please address the fact that Craig is clearly there to check out the men. Almost every comment he made was about how hot the other guys were and there were even shots of him checking them out?! Strip club date was perfect for him.
As much as I love Andi as the bachelorette, I agree that something has to be done with her clothing! I really do not want to look at her boobs hanging out all episode. To me that is not very classy – at all!
The strip tease date was terrible! As funny as it was to watch the guys, it was very inappropriate I thought! How are you to get to know a guy when he spends half the day learning the dance and then he is stripping in front of women you don’t know. I would not like that at all! I feel bad for the guys that went on the date, they had no time with Andi. I am a little old fashion but I agree, a sporting event, car wash, or something like could have been a much better choice! Oh well, they didn’t ask me my opinion about the date!
I can’t wait to hear what you have to say! We already dissected the show in our office!
Watching the Eric date was positively gut-wrenching. I can only imagine what his friends and family must feel. I’m not sure how far he makes it, but part of me hopes he gets cut soon. It’s just too painful to watch and breaks my heart. He seems like such a sweet guy.
This season is already a snoozefest. I was disgusted by the striptease date. Totally not necessary; I think the producer, Elan, is a pervert. It was more suited to the kind of sexual stuff you see on the Bachelor Pad and or Andi to go along with it, is revealing about her values.
I think Josh is a player and totally fake. But so is Andi.