Bachelorette Des — Week 6

by Lincee
July 2, 2013
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I just figured out that James is only on the show so he can be the next bachelor. How did I miss that the first 97 times it was conveyed last night? Did y’all catch that? I wanted to make sure everyone was working with the same information. Again…James wants to be the next bachelor, or go back to reality where he will entertain hot chicks on a boat with Mikey T.

Now I have to go rewrite my entire recap. Where’s my jewel toned hoodie? I work better with my jewel toned hoodie.

Lincee

Lincee has been blogging about television, movies, music and random personal ramblings since 2003. She's best known for her Bachelor recaps. Her sitcom boyfriends include Nick Miller, Richard Castle, Damon Salvatore, Jim Halpert and Wade Kinsella. She’s convinced that if she ever met Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey or Lauren Graham in real life, they would be best friends. You can read more of her work at I Hate Green Beans.

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sincethebeginning

July 2, 2013 9:27 am

My favorite word of the night…accusate. Meaning to accuse. Thank you Kasey that was AWESOME!!!

Norma

July 2, 2013 9:30 am

Soooooo very disappointed that Mr. Hawtness: Juan Pablo was sent home!!!!

PLEASE ABC…..pleeeease make him the next Bachelor!!!!!

Liana

July 2, 2013 9:39 am

I didn’t know if I could take much more of the arguing and finger pointing last night. When it gets down to just a few guys, don’t tell me some of them aren’t thinking of maybe becoming the next Bachelor. They all acted so self righteous and blew the whole thing entirely out of proportion.
Going by the previews, there is going to be a LOT of crying the next few weeks.

Katie

July 2, 2013 9:39 am

I keep trying to come up for the right slogan for the season: “The Bachelor: Season of Tears”, “The Bachelor: Crying Cryers Crying”

terri

July 2, 2013 10:31 am

I too noticed the new word of the day: accusate!

I wonder if that is #accusate?????

Can’t wait for the recap, Lincee, it will be waaaaaaay more interesting than the snooze-fest of the last few weeks.

Lorraine

July 2, 2013 10:41 am

LOL Katie. “Crying Cryers Crying”. It’s so true.

Laurie

July 2, 2013 10:49 am

i know i will get crap for saying this but i don’t think juan pablo was very good looking. he had beady eyes and no personality. other than the fact that he had a nice body and cool accent, i think he was a zero.

as for james…. was he lactating in that purple shirt while talking to des on the steps or what?!?!