Bachelorette Recap Ashley: Episode 4

I can’t be sure, but I think…I THINK…Ashley may not be over her two day relationship with Bentley. Clearly, I need to report accurate information on my big recap, so I’m going to re-watch the show a few times just to be positive before I post.

In the meantime, you can check out my miniature recap over HERE at AOL. This week, I tackle: “The Top Five Ways To Be Inappropriate In A Foreign Country” as demonstrated by Ashley and her band of many suitors who aren’t as sizzling as Bentley. Enjoy!

The recap should be up this afternoon.

Subscribe
Notify of
guest
66 Comments
oldest
newest most voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Le Sigh
Le Sigh
June 14, 2011 8:57 am

This episode actually made me angry, but yet, I just couldn’t turn it off. Ashley is a ridiculous. The men are ridiculous. The whole show is ridiculous!

Marus
June 14, 2011 9:02 am

JP is a little bit adorable.
Ames is way too smart, non-boring, etc for her. he will wise up and get himself booted i think.

I wonder if it’s a coincidence that the two men i seem to like the most are both past their 20s….

THis is the first time i’ve been able to watch an episode this season and i almost had to turn it off because i hate her so much.

Eric
Eric
June 14, 2011 9:13 am

What happened to Ames?

One minute I think he’s a total dork and then I watch him on this date and he’s a fricken stud.

Maybe I was just dozing through the other episodes or something, but there was a short shirtless view of him and he’s jacked….looking like he might put womack to shame.

And instead of his dorky blue-blazer and khaki self appearing there was this total charmer having a dialog that was actually somewhat entertaining to watch.

I was dumbfounded.

Jennifer H.
June 14, 2011 9:15 am

Does anyone else think the previews for next week which hint at a Bentley return are a fake out? They never say his name or show is face, which leads me to believe it’s Brad and not Bentley.

Twi
Twi
June 14, 2011 9:24 am

When on the date with Ames, Ashley was standing at the railing of the boat and said “I feel like we’re on the Titanic” (to which I rolled my eyes). Ames’ quick (and slighlty bland) response of, “I hope not” won me over! You know there are several guys in the house who would have quickly become Jack Dawson to Ashleigh’s Rose DeWitt Bukater! I’m looking at you Ryan!

Ok…I’m stepping away from my keyboard.

Jenny
Jenny
June 14, 2011 9:35 am

@Twi: LOVED that moment when he said “I hope not”! So quick and subtle. He was a total surprise for me too last night and I loved listening to him.

OK, I have a new drinking game. Whenever Ashley says “Bentley” while watching last night’s episode, take a shot. You will be having your stomach pumped before the first half is over.

Schmoopy
Schmoopy
June 14, 2011 9:36 am

Jennifer H
I am with you in thinking that it’s Brad…

Ashley is either in on this or she is going to be in therapy for the rest of her life. Talk about having bad instincts.

I thought Ames was pretty charming last night but I like Groban the Wine maker – he seems like he has a good heart.

JP gives me the skeeves for some reason. Does he bug anyone else – or is it just me?

Junoe
Junoe
June 14, 2011 9:37 am

Remember also – Ames is the one who uttered one of my earlier favorite lines, when he asked Dread Pirate Roberts if he wished he had chosen a white mask, since it was so hot outside. He obviously has a great sense of humor.

If I were Ashley, I would be mortified about how I mooned on about Bentley, especially after I saw all the “I’m just not that into her” confessionals.

I’m rooting for JP or Ben to “win” – if you can call ending up with this quivering mass of insecurity “winning.”

Marus
June 14, 2011 9:46 am

Ames and Ash’s date might be the first date i’ve ever witnessed on this show that actually FELT like a real date and not a contrived disaster.

ALSO – loved that when she so obviously wanted him to say this was the best first date EVER, he brought up meeting a girl in a shoe store. I like this dude. I hope he doesn’t “win”.

annie mo
annie mo
June 14, 2011 9:48 am

Lincee, please please please tell me you did a Bently count. I should have done a drinking game, but I would have been sloshed after the first hour. Goodness, Ashley… for the love of all things good, stop talking about that hair-model-wanna-be. (Lincee, I would volunteer to do the count, but I just CANNOT bring myself to watch it again. It was painful enough the first go ’round.)

I agree with Jennifer H., I think Wommack makes a come back next week to tell Ashley how he wishes he had chosen her over dump-me-fast Emily, but that he knows he lost his chance. If we are lucky, he’ll let her rub his abs for luck.

Ames (a.k.a. Harry Connick with a tan and vaneers) caught my attention. I’m curious though… what exorbitant fees does he charge his clients to be able to afford a spontaneous trip to Thailand for cooking school? Impressive.

Liana
Liana
June 14, 2011 9:52 am

Ames is a great guy, charming, intelligent, sophisticated. But I can’t help thinking he is gay.

What the heck is up with Ashley and her Bentley obssesion? Geesh, she knew him for a few days, didn’t even have a one on one date with the guy!

ABC must have gotten a discount on Thailand’s resorts during the monsoon season. Have you seen so much rain in your life?

annie mo
annie mo
June 14, 2011 9:57 am

Lincee, forgive me…. I just read your AOL posting and yes… the drinking game is ON!

Travelbug
Travelbug
June 14, 2011 9:57 am

I am a giant sucker for Ivy League East coast guys. Not that I have EVER met one in my life, but I am just overly impressed with that type of guy. I LOVE AMES!
Ashley infuriated me with her ditzy comments–Titanic, etc. I don’t see those two as a match. You know he was cringing inside.
I also like Ryan–Mr. Happy. That guy is literally bursting with happiness. It’s almost like he doesn’t know where it comes from. I found that really cute. Don’t like Blake the smug and weird looking dentist who called him out on his happiness.
Did anyone else think Ashley’s cocktail party look was way too brown? Brown and taupe dress, brown hair, brown lipstick–ugh. I think we need a Bentley AND an umbrella count from last night.

CSW
CSW
June 14, 2011 10:01 am

I was starting to think that I couldn’t get over the fact that Ames’ eyes are a little too far apart (my husband says that, in a weird way, he reminds him of Chunk from the Goonies–which I know isn’t very nice), when, in maybe the first time in Bachelor/Bachelorette history, we have a contestant who uses proper grammar. He even made Ashley seem smarter during their conversation.

Liana
Liana
June 14, 2011 10:03 am

Ladies, for all of you Ames fans. Reality Steve just revealed Ames is one of the 3 mystery men on Bachelor Pad this season. My opinion of Ames went way down.

66
0
Would love your thoughts! Click here to share.x
()
x