Thoughts on ‘The Bachelorette’ season 11 promo

We are three weeks away from the premiere of The Bachelorette. Using the recently released promo, let’s take a frame-by-frame look at what ABC has in store for us.

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Mark your calendars, people. We’re all in this together.

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It’s going to be a battle royale between Kaitlyn and Britt. Who will rise to the occasion as the season 11 victor? And who will go home feeling worse that the time they got dumped on national TV by a farmer? I know I’m curious…

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Keep in mind, these screen caps were barely even a frame in the promo reel. However, when I first saw this guy flash across my computer screen, two things rushed through my mind:

1. Cheese
2. I love purple.

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Is anyone else getting a Sean Lowe vibe from this dude? He’s very cute. My guess is that he’s an All-American guy from somewhere in the south.

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I’m going with “model” on this one. He seems well-coiffed. And maybe European.

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Not many people choose to rock the gold chain necklace nowadays. I admire him for taking fashion risks.

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He looks happy to be there, but not like he’s desperate or anything. Hence the choice to not wear a tie. He’s going to be laid back and casual. I may already like him.

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I didn’t read this book or watch the movie, therefore, all 50 Shades of Grey analogies will be wasted on me. Never fear. I’ll pull something else from pop culture out of my back pocket. It will more than likely be from the ’80s. Totally rad.

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See, this guy is trying too hard. Had he just left the tie alone, and maybe worn something more whimsical than a basic white shirt, he wouldn’t look like a bus boy getting off duty after the big gala event.

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I think it’s safe to say that I will equally hate and love this moment when it flashes across my screen on premiere night. I will also most definitely be screaming for it to stop as I hide behind a couch cushion. Join me, won’t you?


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I’m torn. I love cupcakes. I love candy corn. I appreciate good-looking guy. But why does putting them all together in a mobile man dessert feel so weird?

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Kaitlyn is feeling it too.

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April 27, 2015 1:11 pm

Lincee – welcome to the I Refuse To Have Anything To Do With 50 Shades Club! So not into this season because Kaitlyn didn’t seem ready to get in a full time relationship on Farmer’s season and we all know why Britt is on this. It will be interesting to see how the 2 down to 1 B/ette goes, though. And what Mr. Cupcake has to say. We are moving and won’t have a TV hooked up for the premiere, so I will have to rely on your fabulous blog to keep me posted. Thanks for keeping us all so entertained every week.

April 27, 2015 4:36 pm

Yes with the Sean Lowe. Hope this one is a nice guy too. Still not sure how I feel about the voting for the bachelorette. I think people preferred Kaitlyn but the male producers love Britt. Who do I think the men will pick? Britt… because lets face it men are stupid when it comes to women. I feel ok saying that because I have raised 2 of my own, and had lots of their buddies under my roof. and if you did 50 shades of grey I would be lost too.

April 27, 2015 4:57 pm

“Mobile man dessert” Love it!!

April 27, 2015 7:15 pm

Yes on everything you said, lol. I would like to protest 2 Bachelorettes and not watch this season but I will have to watch!

April 27, 2015 10:00 pm

Nailed it with the promo! I’m hating that these bachelorettes will have to compete for their own chance at love, but I’m looking forward to your posts. We’ll get through this together 🙂

Laura Jean
Laura Jean
April 28, 2015 11:58 am

At the very least,
and I mean the very least –
the very, very, very, very least,
this whole competition to see who will be the bachelorette will only last one episode. That’s accurate, right?

I hate that these two women are on display like a couple of show cattle and have to “compete” to see if they can find love on this show. I agree with one of the other commenters – it’s gonna be Britt, because she can charm the crap out of anybody.

Hopefully they get some footage as to why Kaitlyn agreed to this, since it seems that she’s not there for the fame, but maybe that is actually part of it.

50 shades of bleh – I, too, have stayed away from all of that. Who needs women, men, and love to be massively misrepresented yet again?

And finally, I would have been tempted to give that shirtless guy a titty-twister if he tried to make me touch his chest. Weird stuff, ABC.

April 28, 2015 2:03 pm

Something about the well-coiffed, maybe European guy reminds me of a less hot HTC Brad.

May 2, 2015 4:36 pm
Reply to  Mary

100% agree with you! He is a brunette Brad!

April 28, 2015 7:34 pm

Mobile man dessert!?! I’m in!

April 29, 2015 12:01 pm

I was just reading about Bachelor in Paradise and it said “Bachelor in Paradise is back this summer right after Kaitlyn hands out her final rose”
Did someone just spill the beans???
Love your blog 🙂

April 30, 2015 11:55 am

I hate myself for this, but …




May 6, 2015 11:43 am

I’m planning to watch the first episode, but no way am I watching this season if Britt is the one chosen. She is just too obviously manipulative and fake. Hate the way they have set up this season!

May 7, 2015 3:43 pm
Reply to  Dori

You can go ahead and watch this season because they chose Kaitlyn. Not guessing, I know 100% for sure.

May 10, 2015 10:13 pm

The bachelor franchise has really hit a new low with this season. With that being said, I CANNOT wait to watch (most of the season from behind a pillow, eeek!).

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