Thoughts on ‘The Bachelorette’ season 11 promo
We are three weeks away from the premiere of The Bachelorette. Using the recently released promo, let’s take a frame-by-frame look at what ABC has in store for us.
Mark your calendars, people. We’re all in this together.
It’s going to be a battle royale between Kaitlyn and Britt. Who will rise to the occasion as the season 11 victor? And who will go home feeling worse that the time they got dumped on national TV by a farmer? I know I’m curious…
Keep in mind, these screen caps were barely even a frame in the promo reel. However, when I first saw this guy flash across my computer screen, two things rushed through my mind:
2. I love purple.
Is anyone else getting a Sean Lowe vibe from this dude? He’s very cute. My guess is that he’s an All-American guy from somewhere in the south.
I’m going with “model” on this one. He seems well-coiffed. And maybe European.
Not many people choose to rock the gold chain necklace nowadays. I admire him for taking fashion risks.
He looks happy to be there, but not like he’s desperate or anything. Hence the choice to not wear a tie. He’s going to be laid back and casual. I may already like him.
I didn’t read this book or watch the movie, therefore, all 50 Shades of Grey analogies will be wasted on me. Never fear. I’ll pull something else from pop culture out of my back pocket. It will more than likely be from the ’80s. Totally rad.
See, this guy is trying too hard. Had he just left the tie alone, and maybe worn something more whimsical than a basic white shirt, he wouldn’t look like a bus boy getting off duty after the big gala event.
I think it’s safe to say that I will equally hate and love this moment when it flashes across my screen on premiere night. I will also most definitely be screaming for it to stop as I hide behind a couch cushion. Join me, won’t you?
I’m torn. I love cupcakes. I love candy corn. I appreciate good-looking guy. But why does putting them all together in a mobile man dessert feel so weird?
Kaitlyn is feeling it too.