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IHGB #370: Bachelor Grant Recap – Episode 3

Hello, everyone! Well, Grant is well on his way to finding love, and I am here for it. Some Guy in Austin and I break down everything you need to know from Episode 3, including but not limited to: I apologize in advance for the words Alexe wrote down on a dry-erase board that made me wheeze laughing two separate times during this podcast. It won’t hurt my feelings if

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Bachelor Grant Recap: One Shot

Bachelor Grant Recap | Episode 2 Everyone is ready to get this party started with our dear bachelor Grant. The mimosas are flowing as bleary-eyed women listen to Rebekah tell everyone that she will manifest a rose directly into her hands just as soon as Uncle Jesse arrives with the date card. Our fearless host arrives moments later to remind the women how this reality show works. Alexe gets the coveted one-on-one

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Bachelor Grant Recap: Llama Drama

Bachelor Grant Recap | Episode 1 Can you believe we are discussing SEASON 29 of The Bachelor? Wasn’t it just yesterday that I sat down on my loveseat, a plate of spaghetti in hand, tuned in to a new reality show about dating? His name was Andrew Firestone, and I was immediately O-B-S-E-S-S-E-D. Did he really say that? Did she really wear that? Am I drawn to this like a moth

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Bachelorette Jenn Recap: Ferocious Love

Bachelorette Jenn Recap | Season 21 | Episode 1 Welcome to the new season of The Bachelorette! I’m so excited to follow Double N Jenn on her amazing journey to find love, and yes, I did have to look up her name before writing that sentence.  In case you also had trouble remembering Jenn’s storyline, ABC did a marvelous job of cobbling together all seventeen minutes of her time with

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Bachelor Joey Fantasy Suites: We Have To Talk

Bachelor Joey Recap | Season 28 | Episode 9 Don’t you just love those Golden Bachelor ladies? What a treat to have them fly all the way to Mexico to sit down and give (two of) our girls a pep talk about life, love, and other mysteries. I’m sure Susan, Sandra, and (not) Leslie thought long and hard about this delicate situation and how their words of wisdom would impact the

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