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Bachelor Juan Recap: Season Finale

The recap will be up as soon as I organize my thoughts. These include what a jack wagon, you go Clare, whaaaaaaaat, THOU SHALL NOT INTERRUPT, what is she wearing?, land the plane Harrison, I smell an ABC contract, why does Juan Pablo have to be in love right now? and worst kept secret ever. According to social media outbursts, y’all have similar feelings. Stay tuned.

Bachelor Juan Finale — Who will he choose?

It’s time to weigh in. Tonight’s the night. Who will Juan Pablo choose? If I had to bet, my money would be on the person in this picture: I honestly can’t wait to see what these numbers will be. If you don’t see the obvious choice below, please fell free to add your own option in the comment section. [poll id=”24″]

Women Tell All Recap: Juan is the Loneliest Number

One would assume that cutting 30 minutes out of a regularly scheduled (albeit still too long) two hour episode of Women Tell All would result in a tantalizing, heated exchange among catty women. Instead, Kelly the Dog Lover reigned as Queen Bee among her minions. It was equally confusing as it was boring. I’ve been mindlessly scanning over three pages of notes (typically I write about 12 pages) and still

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Bachelor Recap: Women Tell All

It’s going to be a rough recap. The most exciting thing I have written in my notes is: “I wonder if that brunette chick on the back row is irritated that Molly the Dog gets more air time than she does?” Don’t worry. I’ll come up with something and post it later this afternoon. Eet’s okay. Of course, feel free to weigh in here and let me know your thoughts!

Bachelor Recap: Juan and One, We Were Having Some Fun

I knew it was going to be a long night when b-roll footage of tropical wildlife was featured after each commercial. Teasing the pending drama of what went down in DAndi’s forgo hut for 90 minutes didn’t help my nerves, so I decided to settle in and let the ABC current take me on this journey at its own pace. It was a smooth ride until we got to Nikki’s

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