Bachelorette

Bachelorette Katie Recap: What?!

Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 7 Hell has officially frozen over. Pigs are flying. There must have been a blue moon last night because Andrew has left the building. I repeat: ANDREW has left the building.  This is what we call creative editing, people. We all have to get on board and accept the fact that Katie must have ridiculous, over-the-top, can’t help but notice chemistry with Justin.  Oh, you don’t know

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Bachelorette Katie Recap: Master of His Domain

Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 6 I feel like I ask this question every season in the past couple of years, but have we reached a new low? Did Katie actually suggest a “fun idea” for the guys to “not partake in self-care?”  Being pure as the driven snow, I stumbled through Katie’s phrasing. Luckily, Kaitlyn and Tayshia were right there with me, asking the questions that were bouncing around in

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Bachelorette Katie Recap: Ball Bash

Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 5 When you think Katie has eliminated all of the problem children from the resort, Hunter decides to tap into the monstrous side of his Jekyll and Hyde personality. I clocked thirty minutes of harmonious bliss before Hunter slipped into a wrestling singlet and willingly slammed his body into anyone holding an orange ball.  And when I write “harmonious bliss,” I mean harmonious bliss. Guys were

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Bachelorette Katie Recap: Buzz Killington

Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 4 Would you like to learn the real definition of buzzkill? My dictionary says, “Whining incessantly, either for or against, the probability that a jackwagon is pursuing a platform to be the next bachelor.”  Guys. Do better. No one cares. Let’s not give me any more ammunition to utilize my fast-forward button on the old DVR. Excluding Michael, who is alarmingly clueless, each suitor is

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Bachelorette Katie Recap: Doubting Thomas

Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 3 It was a heavy night, dear reader. I’ve been writing Bachelor recaps for a long, long time, and I believe this episode resulted in the fewest notes taken in the history of my random career. Even back in the day when Firestone escorted a PYT out to the jacuzzi to sit in tepid, unmoving water, I scribbled down more notes on an old, discarded

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