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Bachelorette Michelle Recap: Until the Cows Come Home

Bachelorette RacBachelorette Michelle Recap | Week 6 In this episode, showrunners made sure Michelle beat it into our brains that next week is hometowns. If the tradition of the previous seventeen seasons remains, quick math results in the astounding conclusion that four men will be standing at the end of this two-hour extravaganza, and four losers will be sitting silently in the rejection SUV, wondering where they went wrong. Did we expect

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Bachelorette Michelle Recap: Home Grown

Bachelorette Michelle Recap | Week 5 I apologize for not writing a recap last week. I was flirting with the flu but came through to the other side with only a scratchy voice. Thank you for understanding. I hate missing posts, but sometimes life makes you slow down. Now let’s get into the show! If I had to narrow down this episode into one word, it would be delightful. I find Michelle

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Bachelorette Michelle Recap: I Feel the Need

Bachelorette Michelle Recap | Week 3 I think my bracket is officially busted, but I’m fine with that result. I had producers keeping jack wagon Jamie around for another week of manipulation. So it is with great joy that I announce our sweet Michelle sent him packing with a curt, “Good-bye.”  Of course, Rick was the one who helped peel away her rose-colored Jamie glasses. I still think something shady is going

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Bachelorette Michelle Recap: The Real MVP

Bachelorette Michelle Recap | Week 2 Let’s get one thing straight: I like Michelle. I do. And I don’t appreciate it when stupid boys make her cry. We can’t have one of my favorite bachelorettes of all time dissolve into a puddle of confusing tears multiple times in one episode, for heaven’s sake. I feel this maternal urge to protect her at all costs, and there are way too many jack wagons

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Bachelorette Michelle Recap: What do I know?

Bachelorette Michelle Recap | Week 1 It seems like just yesterday, we met Michelle Young as she crashed Matt James’ party about three weeks into his season. Now the darling, athletic, lovable teacher with legs for days has shimmied into a mint green sparkly dress made from chainmail and is ready to find the love of her life among many dapper-looking, age-appropriate men. Over on the iHateGreenBeans podcast, Some Guy

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