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IHGB #269: Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 1

I can confidently presume that no one on the show, including Uncle Jesse and our lovely leading ladies, has any idea what’s happening in this season of The Bachelorette. It’s clear by the lack of detail, the confused facial expressions, and the glaring omission of rose ceremony roses that the entire production team threw all caution to the wind, confiscated a cruise ship, and decided right then and there to let the

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Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap: No Clue

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Episode 1 Well, that was different.  I can confidently presume that no one on the show, including Uncle Jesse and our lovely leading ladies, has any idea what’s happening in this season of The Bachelorette. It’s clear by the lack of detail, the confused facial expressions, and the glaring omission of rose ceremony roses that the entire production team threw all caution to the

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Bachelorette Michelle Finale: Soul-Nayte

Bachelorette Michelle Recap | Finale It’s happening, people. Michelle has found her soulmate. Or her soul-Nayte, if you will. Even though there was a sliver of a moment that I thought Brandon might just pull this one off, everyone’s favorite baby-faced bachelor didn’t tick the win column this go around. Was the finale boring? A bit. Did it haven’t moments of shock and awe? Absolutely. Instead of ticking through all the minute

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Bachelorette Michelle Fantasy Suites: My Girl

Bachelorette RacBachelorette Michelle Recap | Fantasy Suites Well, dear readers. Michelle has decided on the final two who will continue to galavant around Mexico, vying for her heart. We all have to be okay with it, even though her choice doesn’t technically make sense.  Let me be clear — Joe is going to be okay. I’m sure Tayshia is doing everything she can to mend his wounded heart, but that’s another post

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Bachelorette Michelle Men Tell All: Apology Accepted

Bachelorette Michelle Recap | Hometowns To keep with the tradition of past Men Tell All recaps, I will boil down ninety minutes of footage into ten helpful bullet points that shed light on the important pieces of information we gathered after watching and fast-forwarding through the show.  The ABC wardrobe department pilfered velour curtains from the set of Wonder Years to craft three similar yet different dresses for Kaitlyn, Tayshia, and Michelle.

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