We are down to 13 guys and Andi like totally has feelings for like more than one dude. She is taking this road show to New England, y’all, because everyone knows that Connecticut is the perfect place to fall in love. They have steam trains and the oldest Inn in America. And they have dozens of sailboats that make for sweet backgrounds for b-roll footage. The guys bust through the
I think it’s appropriate to use the opening paragraph of this recap in order to address the biggest conundrum from Sunday night’s episode. I ask you, dear reader, how ABC searched high and low across America and ended up with a gaggle of males from various backgrounds, beliefs, wardrobe styles and hair products, who couldn’t carry a tune even if it was injected into the tanning machine and sprayed all
The recap will be up as soon as we come up with some likely interpretations of these bicep acronyms. Let me know what you think in the comments section and I’ll give you a shout out in the big post!
I’ve decided that someone over at ABC is working on an anthropological study which indicates the likelihood of an individual completely disregarding any shred of a moral compass when asked to drop trou in the name of charity. Oh you’re feeling modest about being nude with nothing but a sandwich board between you and your bikini regions? THINK ABOUT THE BABY SEALS! You’re anxious about sporting a skimpy pickle pouch
The recap will be up later today as soon as my vision isn’t so cloudy. You see, I inadvertently slathered Germ Squirt in my eyes last night after the strip tease debacle. I’ve flushed with warm water, so it should be fine in a few hours. My eyes should be fine. The visions of a gyrating opera singer will eternally be seared into my brain. That can never be erased.
