Recaps

Bachelor Matt James Hometown Dates

Bachelor Matt James Hometown Dates | This week on The Bachelor is traditionally titled “Hometown Dates.” However, since all of the families have to quarantine at the Neapolitan due to COVID, the remaining contestants call this week “Home Visits.”  Much like they did during Tayshia’s season, showrunners gather the women in Conference Room B and ask them to fill out a form that depicts all of the cool things they

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Bachelor Matt Recap: Rejection SUV

Bachelor Matt Recap | Week 7 | It’s midday Friday, and I’ve started writing this recap a dozen different times. As many of you probably know, Texas has really taken a huge hit this week. What started for most people as a fun “snow day” turned into dire situations that felt very much like Hurricane Harvey. In a matter of seconds, the entire state — meaning millions of people — were

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IHGB #202 Bachelor Matt James: Cool Rider

Hello everyone ! Who knew that a girl wearing puka shells all over her white gossamer gown could cause such a fuss, am I right? Some Guy in Austin and I break down week six of Matt James’ journey to find love, and we tackle many questions along the way.  How many bolts are missing from those carnival rides? How many Temecula Road songs can you name off the top of

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Bachelor Matt Recap: Peace and Harmony

Bachelor Matt Recap | Week 6 | This show is, more often than not, a runaway train wreck. At other times, we have to sit through a hefty serving of “boring” before we get any drama.  And then, ABC tricks us. We lean into the theatrical antics of a random girl from Colton’s season showing up at the cocktail party, wearing all the leftover puka shell necklaces from Abercrombie’s summer of

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Bachelor Matt Recap: Cinderella Story

Bachelor Matt Recap | Week 5 | It’s time for the mean girls to hit the road. We no longer wear pink on Wednesdays. Nothing is fetch. Regina George has left the building. This is what we call “cleaning house,” and Matt James has zero qualms about showing both Anna and Queen Victoria exactly where their ridiculous behavior will lead them. Spoiler: the answer is outside of the Neapolitan boarders, sans

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