Recaps

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap: Sweet Fantasy

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Fantasy Suites It’s the fantasy suites, people, and that means ABC will stretch two hours of solid entertainment into four hours of frivolity. Let the record show that we did get some juicy tidbits of information, and significant tea was spilled all over Gabby’s florescent go-go dancer dress from the 60s. But that doesn’t mean we were devoid of stagnant moments of Aven trying to

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Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel: Men Tell All

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Men Tell All Well, the Men Tell All episode is traditionally a big fat dull flop. But this year, ABC made it extra weird by interjecting a ton of product placement. Luckily, I’m here to help you sift through the main things you need to know from two hours of fluff. You are welcome! Le Palmer Jesse Palmer thinks this is the best season ever.

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Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Hometowns: Land the Plane

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Hometowns It’s hometown dates, which means one of two things can happen. The parents will either get on board with the nonsense that their beloved son signed up for, or they will make Rachel cry using only their words. It’s that simple. There’s a lot to unpack with these six-and-a-half visits around the United States. You should prepare for lots of mommy and daddy tears,

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Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap: G’Day Nate

This week snuck up on me, dear reader. Sadly, “write Bachelor recap” kept getting bumped on my to-do list for more pressing things in the real world. Although I did record, edit, and post a podcast about episode six of Gabby and Rachel’s journey to find love (listen HERE or download HERE), I feel an old-fashioned list is the best I can muster after life’s frivolities in the past several

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Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap: Logan Flips

Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Episode 5 It’s a new dawn, a new day, and a new life. Our bachelorettes and their beaus have left the drama that is Paris and are making their way across the seas on the Valiant Lady (or Rolling Virgin if your name is Some Guy in Austin). Absolutely everyone is excited to explore a new country. Especially one that is known for rich chocolate

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