Recaps

Bachelorette Charity Recap: Let the Good Times Roll

Bachelorette Charity Recap | Episode 5 Laissez le bon temps rouler!  I totally Googled that. It means, “Let the good times roll.” I wish y’all could have been at my house on Tuesday night when I told Lara, “La boheme la booze fair!” She knew what I was trying to say but laughed uncontrollably nonetheless. I had a thing on Monday night, so I had to watch the show on Tuesday. You

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Bachelorette Charity Recap: Barbie Girl

Bachelorette Charity Recap | Episode 3 Look! All the guys are doing pushups on the freshly sprayed driveway and pullups on the pergola. That means the guys must be totally confident in their bodies and have no need to go bare-chested in front of one another to prove their masculinity. It’s all about healthcare with these fine young men. Of course, anyone over the age of twenty-eight is already feeling like

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Bachelorette Charity Recap: Four Minutes in Heaven

Bachelorette Charity Recap | Episode 2 I’ve reached the point in my Bachelor franchise writing career where I have a bigger issue with Jesse Palmer’s grey grandfatherly cardigan sweater than I do with the number of times the entire cast uses the word “like” in a sentence. Should I be worried about myself? Do I need to cut wheat from my diet? Perhaps I need to chart my circadian rhythms for

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Bachelorette Charity Recap: Little Sister

Bachelorette Charity Recap | Episode 1 Hi there! It’s only been three months since vanilla bean Zach Shallcross acted like a jackwagon most of his season before professing his undying love to Kaity. (True confession: I had to revisit an old recap to remind myself of Kaity’s name. Is that sad for her or sad for me? Discuss.) I’d be willing to bet that half of you reading this sentence right

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Bachelor Zach Finale Recap: Decisions Are the Worst

Bachelor Zach Recap | Finale I don’t want to miss this opportunity to thank those of you who actually come to this little website, preferring to read the words from my head versus listening to the words from my mouth over at the podcast. Thank you for being true OG fans of the blog, the recap, and iHateGreenBeans. You are the cream of the crop. The tops. Simply the best. And

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