‘Dancing with the Stars’ Recap: This is LIVE TV
Dancing with the Stars Recap 2020: Episode 4
It’s episode four of Dancing with the Stars and this is the week that all the professionals demand that their partners really show up for the judges. Now is the time to pull away from the proverbial safe pack and really go for broke.
Tyra shares that this is also the week that our “stars” will be sharing emotional stories about his or her life. Precisely six of the thirteen dancers followed this rule. That’s par for the course this season. It feels like we are throwing anything and everything at the wall to see what sticks.
There are some things we can count on this week. The use of extensions contributed to the finest hairography I’ve seen in a while. There’s always the dramatic ending backbend pose. And of course, the confetti cannon will never let us down.
This is Dancing with the Stars!
Nelly and Daniella
“All I Do is Win” by DJ Khaled
Daniella understands my complaint about our guy Nelly because she comes in hot during rehearsals, demanding perfection. She’s hell-bent on NOT having a routine where the girl dances around the guy who has zero skills. Nelly has skills! What’s it going to take to get him to harness that power?
Well, yelling at him doesn’t work. Putting Daniella in a cat woman sexy leotard doesn’t work. Bouncing around the paso doble with hip hop moves doesn’t work. Removing Nelly’s sleeves to show off his guns doesn’t work, but it’s appreciated. At this point, I feel like Nelly is phoning in his performances because he’s embarrassed that his career has led him to the ballroom.
Chrishell and Gleb
“Adore You” by Harry Styles
Chrishell wastes no time telling the audience that she froze her eggs and is proud of it! This is her emotional story and Tyra can totally relate. A significant “girl power” moment lit my fire and I was ready for Chrishell to kill the foxtrot! Sadly, she did not kill it. She didn’t even maim it.
First of all, Christell doesn’t know how to extend her arms and legs. Toe points are a foreign concept. Yes, she is gorgeous in her flowing gown and yes, her cleavage is glistening. Still, Gleb’s dirty dancing choreography can only take them so far. He has one speed: sexual angst.
Monica and Val
“Party in the USA” by Miley Cyrus
Monica has a “come to Jesus” meeting with Val about his coaching methods. I assume that Val was super hard on Monica because he knows she’s super hard on her cheerleaders. But Monica made an excellent point when she explained to him that she is not in her element. Her cheerleaders made the team for a reason and she will push them to be the best. She’s okay with Val urging her to do better, but he needs to balance out the condescending with positive comments, too.
This revelation transforms their partnership. She no longer looks scared. He puts Monica in a golden sparkling dress and sambas the crap out of that dance floor. Booty shakes and shimmies and fun faces! It was all there! Such chemistry. Bravo. Blue confetti. Of course!
The judges loved that this was a proper samba full of such good content! She deserved the four 8 paddles and I’m willing to overlook her Arsenio Hall “whoop whoop” hand gesture.
Anne and Keo
“Rise” by Katy Perry
Anne shares a personal story about the time she dated Ellen Degeneres and lost her FOX contract because she arrived at an award show with Ellen on her arm. As a result, she didn’t work in studio pictures for two years. Clearly, she’s always had an assertive attitude and isn’t afraid to show anyone her true self.
The unfortunate part of her routine was the weird outfit that transformed into Joseph’s Amazing Technicolor Leotard with Wings. BLESS. IT. She seemed a bit more sturdy, but most of the time, Keo was flinging her around while they both looked uber intense.
Nev and Jenna
“Because You Loved Me” by Celine Dion
Nev and Jenna wear matching pale pink silky pajamas, which I guess is fitting for a rumba. You’ll be happy to know that Nev did not shave his chest for the blessed event, but he did trim the fleece. According to him, “The is the first time I’ve seen my nipples in 15 years!’
This is why we love Nev.
Nev’s lines are beautiful. He knows how to position his fingers. I know that sounds weird, but it’s a thing and very rare for a “star” to automatically know how it’s done. My one critique with this particular routine is that it felt basic to me. It felt safe. The Celine Dion song they danced to is epic and I felt nothing. Am I expecting more from Nev? I’m not sure. The dance was not my favorite and I sort of blame Jenna’s choreography.
Justina and Sasha
“Que Viva La Vida” by Wishin
Fun Justina is back and she’s shimmying in a hot hot hot hot pink outfit for her grandmother. Justina works the ponytail, the hips, and the duck face. I’m not sure what Sasha is doing because I can’t take my eyes off of her. Such joy and energy!
Kaitlyn and Artem
“Beautiful Crazy” by Luke Combs
Kaitlyn’s emotional story is that she was on The Bachelor and The Bachelorette and neither experience worked out. Don’t be sad, though. She met former bachelorette contestant Jason on her podcast and she’s been dating him ever since! True love is real, people! You just have to be on a reality show for it to work out in your favor.
She’s wearing a phenomenal pink lame dress that catches the light and flows silky smooth. Kaitlyn knows how to work her arms and fingers like Nev. She also knows how to work her dress. And her smile is infectious. The routine was so clean and precise. It was elegant and effortless. She may be the one to beat. She’s got the talent and the following. We’ll see.
Johnny and Britt
“Crocodile Rock” by Elton John
Here’s the thing about Johnny: with his Mulan success last week, Johnny has come to the dance floor with a confidence he hasn’t possessed before. It’s like he needed to hear from the judges that he can dance. Although his face wasn’t one-hundred-percent there, he was leaps and bounds better than any of the other weeks.
Can I just say that I think Brit is fabulous? That girl knows how to dance and she knows choreography and she knows how to mesh the two with Johnny’s personality. There green sequined outfits were very “LiZA WITH A Z” and I want one for Christmas.
The judges loved the dance and praised both Johnny and Britt for a job well done. Both looked extremely disappointed with they only landed three “8” paddles.
Jeannie and Brandon
“Seven Nation Army” by The White Stripes
I’m not sure if Jeannie’s story about her Mom betting AGAINST her to win was the emotional heartstring moment we were supposed to get, or not. Still it made Jeannie want to prove that she can take the mirrorball trophy. She won’t be taking it with this dance, but that’s neither here nor there.
I might have been distracted by Jeannie’s severe knot on her head or the severe slit in her skirt or the severe neckline that displayed her boobs, but no part of this dance made an impression on me. I feel like Jeannie and Brandon stomped around the floor while Jeannie, who is fun and bubbly, tried to be cool and stern. They, too, were disappointed with their 21 score.
Vernon and Peta
“Let’s Stay Together” by Al Green
Y’all, I love Vernon. And when he cried about his grandmother taking him in as a kid, along with his five siblings, I became emotional with him. He’s such a gentle giant. And he works so hard to be a good dancer. Which he is!
Let’s just say that Peta’s board straight, long blond hair extensions are what dreams are made of. I was picking up the 70s vibe both were dropping, and I may have uttered “eek” when Peta whipped her leg up in the air into Vernon’s waiting large man hands. Just like Penny and Johnny in Dirty Dancing. It was a solid rumba that was neither boring nor “Did I just accidentally change it to Cinemax After Dark?” I LOVED IT.
Jesse and Sharna
“Smooth” by Santana and Rob Thomas
Jesse likes vintage cars. The end. I have no idea how that is emotional, but here we are. I’ve decided that I am giving up on Jesse to do better. I’m just going to root for him to listen to the rhythm and try to follow it the best he can.
Carrie Ann agrees with me. She said that there’s something inside Jesse that she wants to come out. How do we know? Because in his packages, he doesn’t look or act like a doorknob. He has to get out of his head, which is the only logical explanation of why he continually looks in pain.
Skai and Alan
“Ordinary People” by John Legend
Sweet baby Skai shares a story with Alan (who weeps the entire time like me) about how she’s going to dance for her friend and fellow Disney actor Cameron Boyce. He passed away from epilepsy last year. Through gentle tears and a huge smile, Skai praised her friend for his character and work ethic.
The wardrobe department puts her in white gossamer, which portrays Skai as an angelic creature floating around the dance floor in Alan’s strong arms. Alan pulls exactly zero focus and choreographs a routine that showcases every ounce of Skai’s talent. To quote the judges, “She has impeccable poise for someone so young.” That’s why she landed the first 10 of the season.
AJ and Cheryl
“Larger Than Life” by Backstreet Boys
I’m confused. Tyra hinted all episode long that we were going to get a Backstreet Boys reunion. Would they be performing a socially distanced song? Would that be AJ’s dance? Is that fair to add the Boys to his cha-cha?
My bad. The Boys joined AJ and Cheryl via hologram. It was extraordinarily lame and very odd. Cheryl was missing for half of the dance and I believe there were maybe two eight counts of cha-cha. I did not like it and I don’t think the judges did either.
At the end of the night, Tyra invites all of the couples out onto the stage and one-by-one she deems them safe. We get down to Chrishall, Anne, and Vernon in the red light of doom. Tyra then says that the last two are Anne and Monica.
MONICA? Wait…she’s already been deemed safe. What’s going on?!?
Carrie Ann is visibly upset by this turn of events. Tyra tries to be cool by saying something like, “This is live television, people.” Peta and Vernon look around and shrug their shoulders as if to say, “Should we skedaddle off right now? Before they change their minds again?” Chrishall and Gleb do the same thing. Then a very ticked off Val and Monica trudge back onto the stage as Tyra barks at the judges to yell out who they will save because LIVE TV PEOPLE.
Carrie Ann and Derek both save Monica and Val. It’s Anne’s turn to go home and I think that was the correct decision.
What did you think of the show? Do you think Monica should have been in the bottom? What about Nev’s clipped nips? Did you cry when Skai told her story? Sound off in the comments!