Forgo cards and fantasy suites

by Lincee
July 14, 2014
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I just watched this sneak peek from tonight’s Bachelorette episode:

If The Farmer rides up beside Andi and rescues her from a runaway horse, I will stand up and cheer. I guarantee it.

Remember this is a spoiler-free zone, but if you had to guess who is going home tonight, who would you pick?

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I’ll be Tweeting the show tonight! Follow me at @Lincee. #teamfarmer

Lincee

Lincee has been blogging about television, movies, music and random personal ramblings since 2003. She's best known for her Bachelor recaps. Her sitcom boyfriends include Nick Miller, Richard Castle, Damon Salvatore, Jim Halpert and Wade Kinsella. She’s convinced that if she ever met Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey or Lauren Graham in real life, they would be best friends. You can read more of her work at I Hate Green Beans.

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Bulldogs rule

July 14, 2014 1:04 pm

Okay, Andi, first of all, stop exaggerating: that horse weighs nowhere near 3000 pounds. My guess is no more than a third of that. Still, if you’re not used to riding, the experience of sitting astride a very powerful animal, six feet off the ground, can be a little disconcerting.

Not sure if she got any real orientation (she should have), but her apparent panic at a slow trot is kinda funny.

Jen

July 14, 2014 2:09 pm

OMG–who knew Build a Bear made riding shorts? OK, I’d have to replay in slo mo, but I swear her mount needed to be blurred. I guess we should just be thankful she wasn’t wearing a Pocahontas fringe riding top. Wowzers.

Shelley

July 14, 2014 3:11 pm

Unintentionally hilarious!

I wish it was Nick going home tonight, he just bugs, but he does seem to have a real connection with Andi, as does Josh, which leaves the farmer out. I know everyone wants Marquel, but Chris HAS to be the next Bachelor if he goes tonight. Are you going to audition Lincee? You know his mom would love you!!

loves waves

July 14, 2014 3:27 pm

No question that she likes Farmer Chris, but he doesn’t knock her socks off as Josh does, and she’s in flux about Nick, so I think it’s Chris.

Which is frankly perfect, because 1) that leaves him available for Lincee (seriously, why not?), and 2) it’s plain he’s being groomed (or rather we’re being prepped) for the next Bachelor.

Andi is way way way out of the Farmer’s league. In Josh terms, the difference between single A and major league baseball!

Littlelady66

July 14, 2014 9:35 pm

Ok, Lincee… For your recap. They are in the Dominican Republic, just in case you missed the 500 times she said it in the first 20 minutes!!!

Austin-ite

July 14, 2014 11:31 pm

I am so distracted by Andi’s face tonight. What happened and what is so different? Was it lots of Botox to help her keep a stone face? Fillers? Bloating?

She looks like a different person and no amount of side pony braids helps.