I think they got it right…for the most part

Behold!

Bradley Cooper has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive! And my boy Ryan got the small JV picture box below him. Woo hoo!  It goes to show that when you make the official iHateGreenBeans Hall of Fame, you are destined to be featured in this magazine!  You rock Will Tippin.  Love ya.  Mean it.

Now.  On to the special part of this post.

What in the world is sweet, hotter than crap Bradley wearing in this cover photo?  COME ON!  It appears that the wardrobe department pilfered Mr. Roger’s closet for the clothes he used while yachting just outside the neighborhood in the marina. What is up with the cardigan? Is he auditioning for the lead role in A Pirate Movie?  I get that navy stripes are totally in, but this feels a bit feminine, don’t you think? Especially when you have this to work with:

or this…

or this…

Clearly People Magazine needs to hire me as a consultant next year.  I’m obviously the perfect person for the job.

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Mary
November 16, 2011 6:43 pm

Awesome post!!!! Delighted to see the multiple shots!

Kristin
Kristin
November 16, 2011 6:45 pm

They need to put a teaser shot on the cover and the shirt-less shot on the inside so you have to buy the magazine. They should do the same with Ryan. Just sayin…

marla
marla
November 17, 2011 9:54 am

yes, it’s about time he won this award.

my favorite line from the interview:
“I think it’s really cool that a guy who doesn’t look like a model can have this [title],” says the Hangover actor, 36. “I think I’m a decent-looking guy. Sometimes I can look great, and other times I look horrifying.”

HOW can he possibly look horrifying.

saggleo
saggleo
November 17, 2011 10:36 am

I just may buy this for Ryan alone!! LOL

saggleo
saggleo
November 17, 2011 10:36 am

Oh Bradley is also a Momma’s boy..but in a good way. Awww!

AmyA
November 17, 2011 11:17 am

If they hired you as the clothing consultant they’d spend less on wardrobe…cause you’d have all the guys bare chested!!! That’s what’s called a win-win situation!

Lincee, you are on fire these days!! I love that there have been so many new posts lately!

Jessica
Jessica
November 17, 2011 12:25 pm

That man is hot! And I am totally available 🙂

Denise
Denise
November 17, 2011 1:46 pm

I was thrilled to see that he was chosen! Love him…he is so hot! And I agree that it would have been a better cover with him bare-chested!

Secretfan
Secretfan
November 17, 2011 4:47 pm

Best choice in a while! With that said, I would have had Ryan as #1. His abs… I mean he… is my fave!

jmaybes
jmaybes
November 17, 2011 6:02 pm

Seriously Lincee – we are soulmates! They “revealed” the cover last night on E or Enterntainment Tonight and I was so excited it was him but than shocked at the photo chosen. I mean – come on – there has definitely got to be a “sexier” photo! You found 3! I am sure there is one they could find when he ripped off the cardigan/nautical t-shirt! Now, that would be sexy!

kim
kim
November 17, 2011 7:14 pm

Lincee, love the new post! Can’t wait to see everyone else inside! Maybe they made him wear clothes to keep it PG?? I hope there are better pictures inside! (-:

Bianca
Bianca
November 17, 2011 9:19 pm

I think it’s hilarious that there were people who were protesting outside People Magazine’s office who wanted Ryan Gosling on the cover instead. Perhaps they were really protesting Bradley’s outfit? LOL.

Any guy who can give an interview entirely in French and graduated from Georgetown, has my eternal vote.

KMoney
KMoney
November 18, 2011 9:19 am

OMG. Did you see that PEOPLE has an article about protesters picketing over the Sexiest Man Alive!! Did you set that up, Lincee? They said 15 people showed up with Ryan Gosling masks on!

Denise
Denise
November 18, 2011 8:38 pm

Sorry to break your hearts, ladies, but Bradley Cooper is gay, gay, gay. Rumored to have had an affair with Victor Garber back in the Alias days. I think Ryan Gosling would have been a better choice.

HayleyHB
HayleyHB
November 18, 2011 11:03 pm

Here’s a lik to the protestors in support of Ryan, maybe the sweater pushed them over the edge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94u6C0bFDFM&feature=player_embedded

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