I got an iPhone.  I’m so now.  I’ve been Shazam-ing everything and since I have an inevitable tendency to not get where I’m going easily, I’ve been using my map like nobody’s business.  I’m having all sorts of fun with my camera too.  For instance, I took a picture of this today:

This…thing…has been riding around on the trunk of my car for days now.  I’m not sure what it once was, but it reminds me of the mole my great aunt Lemme had on her chin.  Except she had only one hair growing out instead of two.  It would flow and dance even in the lightest of breezes.

How’s that for imagery?

My point?  It’s my first iPhone photo masterpiece of many.  I shall call it “Moley, Moley, Moley.”  Feel free to send me your pics if you have anything as inspiring as “Moley, Moley, Moley.”  I’m thinking about starting an art nouveau gallery on the website.

And as always, I’m still taking entries for the Dr Pepper contest.  Actual moles with hairs growing from the depths of your showcased cute boy are not necessarily frowned upon.  We love all of God’s moley creatures here at IHGB.