OPAH! DDAHnna’s back tonight!

Here’s what we know:

1. She’s 26
2. She’s Greek
3. She’s from Georgia and likes to play the Southern Belle card
4. She is strong and independent and will tell you where to stick it
5. She’s been shunned and wants to prove to America that she’s not a complete basket case

Based on these facts, I would say that she would prefer someone that is tall, dark and handsome who has a good job and ready to be married…therefore, older than her. No time to waste on snow boarders and kung fu dojo owners. I predict the following:
Check 1: Eric
Pros: Originally from Greece who is 31 years old and a senior analyst
Cons: Works in Boston and might be too uptight

Check 2: Jason
Pros: Good looking 31-year-old account executive
Cons: Lives in Cleveland

Check 3: Richard
Pros: Looks the part and is a school teacher
Cons: In New York

Check 4: Jeremy
Pros: Real estate in TEXAS
Cons: Questionable eyebrows and looks just like Richard the teacher

It seems like DDAHnna is always in a red string bathing suit, so we should get a lot more bare chest from the men this season. Matty let us down in that area, but I’m sure the hot tub will be bubbling in future episodes.

I also predict that at least one dude tells her that Hotter than Crap Brad was a fool, A FOOL, for letting her walk out of his life. And she’ll give him a rose boutonniere. And I’ll roll my eyes.

One last thing: MAKE SURE YOU SET YOUR TIVO AND VCRs because mine was NOT set to record this morning. Thank goodness I’m a good little recaper and checked before leaving the house.

Let the countdown commence,

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May 19, 2008 10:46 am

ABC has blessed us in so many ways!!! Not only with “Brothers & Sisters” (and the best eye candy one show has to offer), but also with back to back Bachelor / Bachelorette seasons! Do you know what this means???? MORE LINCEE THAN EVER!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 19, 2008 10:51 am

On the previews last week they showed Deanna frolicking on the beach in several shots with a longer haired guy…I don’t think it’ll be the snowboarder but maybe fourth row, 1st picture guy?

Lincee: I haven’t seen the Hills finale recap? Sorry to sound like a nagging wife!

May 19, 2008 10:52 am

Ooohhh… I was thinking very similarly to this while I was looking at the bachelors! Here were my thoughts:
(1) Eric – front runner
(2) Graham – except, pro bball player? really?
(3) Jason
(4) Jeremy
(5) Patrick C – could be a total tool, but I sorta like his shaggy hair
(6) Paul – could be too dorky
And, Spero? Twilley? SERIOUSLY??
Can’t WAIT!

May 19, 2008 11:00 am

Can’t wait. We are greatly blessed with two seasons right in a row!

May 19, 2008 11:16 am

I have my Tivo set up for season pass on The Bachelor right now. Is there a different title I have to change it to? Is there a different time? Thanks!

May 19, 2008 11:42 am

#3 Addy, don’t forget, we had a bachelor that was a pro athelete before—Jesse Palmer!

May 19, 2008 11:55 am

Cleveland’s not that bad!!!

May 19, 2008 12:12 pm

yep – you have to set your Tivo to the Bachelorette – I set mine last night when I noticed it didn’t carry over from the Bachelor.

May 19, 2008 12:49 pm

Great tip #8, thanks!

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May 19, 2008 12:53 pm

DDahnna Pa (little a) ppas was on the radio in Atlanta on the top station this morning and while very vanilla the djs had all met her a couple of times doing promotions they all said that she was geniune and gorgeous in person. She also said that she never wanted a guy to have to feel the way she did after the way Brad made her feel. I’m with Lincee on her choices except Sean the Martial Arts Master I think he will go pretty far.

May 19, 2008 1:12 pm

What’s up with 5 over, 3 down’s hair?

May 19, 2008 1:18 pm

Chandler? Could he BE anymore absurdly named?

I vote Donato. South Carolina Boy? Georgia Girl?
Southern is as Southern does.

Donato and DeAHNNA sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

May 19, 2008 1:20 pm

Apparently, Twilley is part of his name….Blaine is his real name. Blaine is the middle son of former Miami Dolphins’ Howard Twilley.

Looks like it is an interesting crew. Funny how so many look alike….was it posted, DD did say, “tall dark and handsome”. Not much like Brad the Cad…hmmmm

May 19, 2008 1:24 pm

Check mark number one looks kinda like a young Hugh Jackman? Anybody think so?

Super Zoe
Super Zoe
May 19, 2008 1:59 pm

De-YAWN-ahh. I think I will pass and just read the recaps. The recaps are better than the show!

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