Bachelor Grant Recap: You Mess With the Bull

Bachelor Grant Recap | Episode 4 As the camera pans over the remnants of last week’s episode’s awkward prom, I can’t help but wonder if the ABC Intern is irritated that he has to pick up deflated balloons and schlep shiny photo backdrops to the prop closet of the mansion. Was it worth it to jump into the pool’s deep end to retrieve discarded plastic tiaras? Probably not.  But I

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IHGB #371: Bachelor Grant Podcast – Episode 4

Hello, everyone! Well, Grant is well on his way to finding love in Madrid, and I am here for it. Some Guy in Austin and I break down everything you need to know from Episode 4, including but not limited to: I’m so glad she survived tandem bungee jumping in the rain. Of course, she will kiss Grant with the full force of her entire being. And the fact that

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IHGB #370: Bachelor Grant Recap – Episode 3

Hello, everyone! Well, Grant is well on his way to finding love, and I am here for it. Some Guy in Austin and I break down everything you need to know from Episode 3, including but not limited to: I apologize in advance for the words Alexe wrote down on a dry-erase board that made me wheeze laughing two separate times during this podcast. It won’t hurt my feelings if

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Bachelor Grant Recap: One Shot

Bachelor Grant Recap | Episode 2 Everyone is ready to get this party started with our dear bachelor Grant. The mimosas are flowing as bleary-eyed women listen to Rebekah tell everyone that she will manifest a rose directly into her hands just as soon as Uncle Jesse arrives with the date card. Our fearless host arrives moments later to remind the women how this reality show works. Alexe gets the coveted one-on-one

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