Bachelor in Paradise 2021 Recap: Right Reasons

Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 4 So. Much. D-R-A-M-A. And I loved every second. I have thoughts upon thoughts. Let’s get right to it, shall we? As usual, I will keep it tight with the “Top 5 Things You Need To Know” recap, accompanied by my super-nifty Spotify playlist. Enjoy!! “Suspicious Minds” by Elvis Presley Well, the rumors of Brendan vibing with Pieper (from Matt James’ season) before entering the beaches of

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IHGB #231: Bachelor in Paradise Week 3 Recap

The technical difficulties that plagued me during this podcast almost made me lose my Christianity. There’s a dainty cloud of profanity that still hangs over the house as I write this sentence, but all I’m going to ask you to do is extend a heaping serving a grace to this episode. Do I own a microphone and professional equipment? Yes, I do. Does it sound like my first time podcasting?

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Bachelor in Paradise 2021 Recap: Smoke Show

Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 3 I’m impressed by the drama that producers have created in just 24-hours of beach time. Not only did several couples consciously decide to un-vibe, but a few self-eliminated right out of Paradise! Add four new players to the game, and you’ve got Grade A hotmessery strewn all over the beach. This is why we watch, people. Just as I provided last week, I’m

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IHGB #230: Bachelor in Paradise Week 2 Recap

Well, four hours of Paradise per week seems like way too much time to allow very pretty people to “open their hearts” to each other. Can I get an amen? Especially when all they do is drink, lift weights, and sleep in day beds until the sun goes down. I’m looking at you, Joe the Grocer. So, my mission, and I DO choose to accept it, will be to water

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