Question…
Does anyone know where I can buy a gypsy-inspired golden head thong?
Anyone?
Lincee
Lincee has been blogging about television, movies, music and random personal ramblings since 2003. She's best known for her Bachelor recaps. Her sitcom boyfriends include Nick Miller, Richard Castle, Damon Salvatore, Jim Halpert and Wade Kinsella. She’s convinced that if she ever met Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey or Lauren Graham in real life, they would be best friends. You can read more of her work at I Hate Green Beans.
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Jamie overdoes it. One of those accessories would have been enough, but she’s got the fake eyelashes, head gear, crazy big earrings, and little jewels or her face. She could be so pretty if she didn’t try so hard.
It would not have been so bad, except for Nick gloating and trying to justify his decision.
Just another horrible Bach Pad. Not worth watching, I only sat through a couple of episodes and that was just too much. A shocking lack of humanity and compassion.
Nick has balls and I Love what he did & how he explained it. He did play brilliant. Hopefully Rachel has not jumped off a cliff after losing love. Her best friend and 125K. Best episode ever!!!! Ill be looking for blakely at Fred Meyer…..
I agree…that head thing was hideous! I agree with Cil…she would be so much prettier without all the “props”.
I just finished watching the show with my husband and the first thing I said was, “I have to read http://www.ihategreenbeans.”
Lincee, you make watching this silly show so much fun! Thanks for all the laughs!!
OK so Nick could’ve been a little more gracious, but hey Kalon was absolutely right in saying nobody “deserved” the money. Nick came through when it counted: he remembered most of the words to the MOTORIN’ song, convinced Rachel to go up against the most hated man in the house instead of her best friend in the final, and fooled her into thinking he was gonna split it with her. Definitely feel bad for the girl getting played so badly this season; maybe putting yourself out there on reality TV isn’t all it’s cracked up to be?
And the audience’s reaction was cracking me up, but man it was heartless!
Bachelor Pad Observations:
– wtf was on Jamie’s head and face
– Jaclyn has super ugly cry face
– Blakely can’t afford cable, but gawdy tattoos, sign her up!
– what was with the elasticized dresses that made Rachel and Blakely look preggo?!
– thank goodness no one let the twins talk!
– nick obviously wasn’t proud of his decision, otherwise he wouldn’t have ran from the studio right away.
I think Nick’s “reasons” for his decision were just excuses. He would have done the same thing no matter who his partner was. I hope Rachel gets a record contract worth a million out of the whole mess.
When OHCH was going over the rules of Keep/Share, you can tell Nick was going to screw his partner.
Fortunately, no.
Can you define the words “precautious” and “realest” in your blog today? Blakeley and Jaclyn used them in sentences last night and I don’t know what they mean.
Why does Jamie think she has to wear a costume? To me that is what it looked like. She is a pretty girl, just lay off the super fake eyelashes, heavy duty make-up, and the extra crap.
Poor Rachel, she really got screwed, hopefully the ABC therapist was there to help her cope.
By the way, who helps her choose her wardrobe and shoes? She is beautiful but everything she wears is so fugly!
Why didn’t Ed talk?? He was one of the biggest “players” of the season and he didn’t utter a WORD! Who else found that to be crazy?
Does Jamie not have friends to tell her how ridiculous she looked? Maybe Jaclyn was right when she said that Jamie is socially ackward!!
Felt bad for Rachel but I kinda understand why Nick did what he did…
Nick did the right thing, he owned absolutely nothing to Rachel. I hope to never, ever see Jaclyn again..she is brutal! Jamie is a joke, but I must say, Erica looked very nice without her hair extensions.
*owed* even..sorry 🙁
That episode was AWESOME! I actually did an arms up cheer when he said “keep”. He’s right, he got there on his own. Nobody cared about him, they just thought he was harmless and would be able to get rid of him at any time. Rachel was not a true partner to him and he tried to make that connection with her. Although, after his first couple of explanations of why he did what he did, he was all good. He should have left it at that. He started to turn mean toward the end when he kept talking.
Seriously though, Rachel got screwed on EVERY angle. I love how Stag tried to defend her and she just shot him down saying, he wasn’t sensitive to her either. BTW – Stag was a little jerky.