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Bachelor Grant Recap: You Mess With the Bull

Bachelor Grant Recap | Episode 4 As the camera pans over the remnants of last week’s episode’s awkward prom, I can’t help but wonder if the ABC Intern is irritated that he has to pick up deflated balloons and schlep shiny photo backdrops to the prop closet of the mansion. Was it worth it to jump into the pool’s deep end to retrieve discarded plastic tiaras? Probably not.  But I

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Bachelor Grant Recap: One Shot

Bachelor Grant Recap | Episode 2 Everyone is ready to get this party started with our dear bachelor Grant. The mimosas are flowing as bleary-eyed women listen to Rebekah tell everyone that she will manifest a rose directly into her hands just as soon as Uncle Jesse arrives with the date card. Our fearless host arrives moments later to remind the women how this reality show works. Alexe gets the coveted one-on-one

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Bachelor Grant Recap: Llama Drama

Bachelor Grant Recap | Episode 1 Can you believe we are discussing SEASON 29 of The Bachelor? Wasn’t it just yesterday that I sat down on my loveseat, a plate of spaghetti in hand, tuned in to a new reality show about dating? His name was Andrew Firestone, and I was immediately O-B-S-E-S-S-E-D. Did he really say that? Did she really wear that? Am I drawn to this like a moth

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IHGB #294: Bachelor Zach Finale

Hello everyone! We’ve made it through an entire season of ups and downs, and finally, we have the answer to who Zach chose at the end of his journey to find love. Some Guy in Austin and I break the finale down, discussing many important details, such as: PS: The answer is yes, he is a schmuck. A nice schmuck, but schmuck nonetheless. EPISODE NOTES: Click HERE to read a recap of

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IHGB #293: Bachelor Zach Podcast – Fantasy Suites

Hello everyone, It’s the week you’ve been waiting for. Fantasy suites. Forgo cards. Horizontal tango. It doesn’t matter what you call it, what matter is what happens behind closed doors. Or what DOESN’T happen in Zach’s case. Or should I say, what doesn’t happen, what DOES happen, and then what MAY happen?  Hold on. That’s wrong. Let me try this again… What doesn’t happen, what did happen, and what happened

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