Dancing with the Stars recap: Season 26 Premiere

Dancing with the Stars Season 26 Premiere How many episodes does it take to make up one season on Dancing with the Stars? Apparently that answer is four. Show runners and dance pros are packing ten traditional weeks into a month and I have an inkling that everyone, excluding Tom Bergeron, is feeling the pressure. There’s a fancy new jumbotron above the dance floor. Most of our all-star athletes are

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Talking to the Television

When ABC announced that they were going to air an original Dirty Dancing TV event, I was intrigued. Notice I didn’t use the words “excited” or “elated” or “planned to schedule my entire evening around the blessed affair.” I’ve been burned before with the live musical trend. I’m looking at you Sound of Music, Peter Pan, and The Wiz. To be fair, I can’t forget that one time I was shockingly surprised

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‘The Bachelorette’ Kaitlyn recap: Vagina monologues

“Joe’s left nut was hanging out the entire time.” — Jared This has already proven to be one of the hardest Bachelorette recaps I’ve ever written. And I’m one title and one sentence into the copy. Great. I want to crawl under my desk right now, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I am a professional and I will get through this. I’m just going to get it all

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‘The Bachelorette’ Andi recap: I love lamp

I love lamp. And according to Our Host Chris Harrison’s Instagram, so does he. Great minds people. Great minds. I think we can all agree on one thing as a result of The Bachelorette’s first episode. Yes Andi did a really good job playing hostess to an array of dudes wearing navy suits with brown shoes and yes, the page boy haircut is an unfortunate choice of style both today

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‘The Bachelorette’ Andi recap: Season opener

The recap will be up as soon as I sort out the difference between all the dudes with gingham shirts and all the ones with dirty blonde hair. PS: I’m so sad that the Biebs didn’t get through to the second round. Baby, baby, baby, noooooooooooo!

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