Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Premiere Episode The time has come for twenty people who sort of know each other to gather together at a Mexican resort and day drink (until it’s time to nighttime drink) for three weeks solid. No one is safe from itchy sand, moldy beach beds, bold crabs, aggressive aqua fowl, and a tiny pocket person named Demi. This season’s cast of characters is a
Paradise is CLOSED. And I couldn’t be happier. We survived! And I couldn’t be happier. Our Host Chris Harrison looked amazing. And I couldn’t be happier. Peter is our new Bachelor. And I couldn’t be happier. Unless it was Chris Pine. Then I would ask Peter the Pilot to fly me straight to that mansion so I could throw my hat in Chris Pine’s ring. Nothing would make me happier.
Y’all, we made it. Some of the couples may have not survived Paradise, but we can bask in the glory that we trudged through another season of tears and debauchery and made it out relatively unscathed on the other side of the beach. What is our reward? Why, it’s the promise of a new dawn, a new day, and a new life in the form of… Peter the Pilot. His
It’s the episode of episodes. Some Guy in Austin and I trudge through the final days in Paradise, discussing how Caelyn plans to survive in Dean’s van and Blake’s inability to find love on the beach, even though it was super easy at Country Cochella. We also recall THE most embarrassing rejection in Bachelor franchise history and who we think will end up with a ring on it besides Hannah. Congratulations Dylan!
In this episode of the iHateGreenBeans podcast, Some Guy in Austin and I discuss John Paul Jones’ crying, Blake’s complaining, and Old Matt Donald’s sweating and inability to kiss a woman. And then there’s Dean. Insert eye roll HERE! We also talk about the possibility of Derek as our new franchise cover boy! Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Bachelor. Please tell me you get that reference… EPISODE NOTES Want to read
