Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 4 So. Much. D-R-A-M-A. And I loved every second. I have thoughts upon thoughts. Let’s get right to it, shall we? As usual, I will keep it tight with the “Top 5 Things You Need To Know” recap, accompanied by my super-nifty Spotify playlist. Enjoy!! “Suspicious Minds” by Elvis Presley Well, the rumors of Brendan vibing with Pieper (from Matt James’ season) before entering the beaches of
Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 3 I’m impressed by the drama that producers have created in just 24-hours of beach time. Not only did several couples consciously decide to un-vibe, but a few self-eliminated right out of Paradise! Add four new players to the game, and you’ve got Grade A hotmessery strewn all over the beach. This is why we watch, people. Just as I provided last week, I’m
Paradise is CLOSED. And I couldn’t be happier. We survived! And I couldn’t be happier. Our Host Chris Harrison looked amazing. And I couldn’t be happier. Peter is our new Bachelor. And I couldn’t be happier. Unless it was Chris Pine. Then I would ask Peter the Pilot to fly me straight to that mansion so I could throw my hat in Chris Pine’s ring. Nothing would make me happier.
Y’all, we made it. Some of the couples may have not survived Paradise, but we can bask in the glory that we trudged through another season of tears and debauchery and made it out relatively unscathed on the other side of the beach. What is our reward? Why, it’s the promise of a new dawn, a new day, and a new life in the form of… Peter the Pilot. His
In this episode of the iHateGreenBeans podcast, Some Guy in Austin and I remove the snooze fest that was The Goose and Krystal’s wedding and instead concentrate on more important things. There was a verbal argument.A Disney princess strutted her stuff.A mustache caused tears that were immediately wiped away by a boy. A very tall boy. EPISODE NOTES Want to read the full recap for episodes 7 and 8? Click the numbers! SHOW
