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Sabbatical from Paradise

Hello readers! You’re expecting a recap from Bachelor in Paradise. I totally understand your confusion and completely get why you may be disappointed with this post. After many days of consideration, I have decided neither recap nor podcast about Bachelor in Paradise this season. Am I walking away from the franchise? Heavens no. I’ve been recapping this show for a third of my life, and I don’t plan on stopping

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IHGB #236: Bachelor in Paradise Week 7 Recap

We are one episode away from finding out who is leaving the beach with an Uncle Neil ring on her finger, thereby ensuring at least a few months of influencer fame, and who will be cashing in fifteen minutes of fame at a Las Vegas casino. The anticipation is killing Some Guy in Austin. He is so excited to see if Mari and Kenny make it out in the real

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Bachelor in Paradise 2021 Recap: Rose Hunting

Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 6 Bachelor in Paradise Recap | Week 6 We’re getting down to the nitty-gritty, dear reader. There are only three weeks left to celebrate the pending proposals of those who found love on the beaches of Bachelor in Paradise, and for some reason, ABC thinks we need THREE HOURS to start wrapping this mother up next Tuesday.  There’s absolutely nothing we can do about it.

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IHGB #234: Bachelor in Paradise Week 5 Recap

Let me just say that digesting two hours of Bachelor in Paradise is a treat. I appreciate that the producers have condensed the episode into edible chunks of drama. They packed so much into 120 minutes! People are leaving left and right. Newbies are showing up with their fresh faces. Ladies crying buckets of tears. Did I know Blake at the beginning? Nope.Was I sad for Tammy getting kicked off

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Bachelor in Paradise 2021 Recap: So Long, Farewell

Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 5 Let me just say that digesting two hours of Bachelor in Paradise is a treat. I appreciate that the producers have condensed the episode into edible chunks of drama. They packed so much into sixty minutes! People leaving left and right. Newbies showing up with their fresh faces. Ladies crying buckets of tears. Did I know Blake at the beginning? Nope.Was I sad for

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