Let me just say that digesting two hours of Bachelor in Paradise is a treat. I appreciate that the producers have condensed the episode into edible chunks of drama. They packed so much into 120 minutes! People are leaving left and right. Newbies are showing up with their fresh faces. Ladies crying buckets of tears. Did I know Blake at the beginning? Nope.Was I sad for Tammy getting kicked off
Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 5 Let me just say that digesting two hours of Bachelor in Paradise is a treat. I appreciate that the producers have condensed the episode into edible chunks of drama. They packed so much into sixty minutes! People leaving left and right. Newbies showing up with their fresh faces. Ladies crying buckets of tears. Did I know Blake at the beginning? Nope.Was I sad for
Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 4 So. Much. D-R-A-M-A. And I loved every second. I have thoughts upon thoughts. Let’s get right to it, shall we? As usual, I will keep it tight with the “Top 5 Things You Need To Know” recap, accompanied by my super-nifty Spotify playlist. Enjoy!! “Suspicious Minds” by Elvis Presley Well, the rumors of Brendan vibing with Pieper (from Matt James’ season) before entering the beaches of
Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 3 I’m impressed by the drama that producers have created in just 24-hours of beach time. Not only did several couples consciously decide to un-vibe, but a few self-eliminated right out of Paradise! Add four new players to the game, and you’ve got Grade A hotmessery strewn all over the beach. This is why we watch, people. Just as I provided last week, I’m
Well, four hours of Paradise per week seems like way too much time to allow very pretty people to “open their hearts” to each other. Can I get an amen? Especially when all they do is drink, lift weights, and sleep in day beds until the sun goes down. I’m looking at you, Joe the Grocer. So, my mission, and I DO choose to accept it, will be to water
