Bachelor Jake: Episode Five
Jake: “It’s not about sex appeal. It’s about flexibility. See how Ali straddles me so comfortably in the middle of a meadow?” OHCH: “Jake. Buddy. You can’t say that on prime time TV. This isn’t cable.” Jake: “Right. Sorry.” OHCH: “Take two.” Jake: “It’s not about sex appeal. It’s about being smoking hot and coming to my room with a bottle of wine and admitting you aren’t wearing any panties.”