Bachelor Grant Recap | Episode 4 As the camera pans over the remnants of last week’s episode’s awkward prom, I can’t help but wonder if the ABC Intern is irritated that he has to pick up deflated balloons and schlep shiny photo backdrops to the prop closet of the mansion. Was it worth it to jump into the pool’s deep end to retrieve discarded plastic tiaras? Probably not. But I
Bachelor Grant Recap | Episode 2 Everyone is ready to get this party started with our dear bachelor Grant. The mimosas are flowing as bleary-eyed women listen to Rebekah tell everyone that she will manifest a rose directly into her hands just as soon as Uncle Jesse arrives with the date card. Our fearless host arrives moments later to remind the women how this reality show works. Alexe gets the coveted one-on-one
Bachelor Grant Recap | Episode 1 Can you believe we are discussing SEASON 29 of The Bachelor? Wasn’t it just yesterday that I sat down on my loveseat, a plate of spaghetti in hand, tuned in to a new reality show about dating? His name was Andrew Firestone, and I was immediately O-B-S-E-S-S-E-D. Did he really say that? Did she really wear that? Am I drawn to this like a moth
Y’all, the showrunners got me. I’ll hand it to ABC, the sneaky little buggers, and admit that they tricked me into looking at Joey’s Home Depot proposal pedestal for all the drama when I should have been looking at the white Chevy Tahoe! Daisy and Kelsey in the same vehicle? WHAT IS HAPPENING!? Some Guy in Austin and I break down the finale for you and discuss all the important
Hello, everyone! Can you believe we have finally reached Joey’s Women Tell All episode? I’ll tell you, Some Guy in Austin and I couldn’t care less what all the women said, but we did care about how Joey narrowed his roster down to two women. Let me tell you, dear listener, we have some thoughts. Such as: And why does my podcast co-host infuriate me with such nonsensical answers like
