Bachelor Matt Recap | Week 7 | It’s midday Friday, and I’ve started writing this recap a dozen different times. As many of you probably know, Texas has really taken a huge hit this week. What started for most people as a fun “snow day” turned into dire situations that felt very much like Hurricane Harvey. In a matter of seconds, the entire state — meaning millions of people — were
Hello everyone ! Who knew that a girl wearing puka shells all over her white gossamer gown could cause such a fuss, am I right? Some Guy in Austin and I break down week six of Matt James’ journey to find love, and we tackle many questions along the way. How many bolts are missing from those carnival rides? How many Temecula Road songs can you name off the top of
Bachelor Matt Recap | Week 6 | This show is, more often than not, a runaway train wreck. At other times, we have to sit through a hefty serving of “boring” before we get any drama. And then, ABC tricks us. We lean into the theatrical antics of a random girl from Colton’s season showing up at the cocktail party, wearing all the leftover puka shell necklaces from Abercrombie’s summer of
Hello everyone, Matt James has picked up his Swiffer and is cleaning house. The mean girls are GONE, and Some Guy in Austin and I have many questions we try and answer in this episode. Should “raking manure” be considered an actual date? Is MJ there for the right reasons? Does she really promote peace and harmony? Could Kit be a fairy living in the human world? When is a
Bachelor Matt Recap | Week 5 | It’s time for the mean girls to hit the road. We no longer wear pink on Wednesdays. Nothing is fetch. Regina George has left the building. This is what we call “cleaning house,” and Matt James has zero qualms about showing both Anna and Queen Victoria exactly where their ridiculous behavior will lead them. Spoiler: the answer is outside of the Neapolitan boarders, sans
