Tag Bachelorette ABC

Bachelorette Michelle Recap: What do I know?

Bachelorette Michelle Recap | Week 1 It seems like just yesterday, we met Michelle Young as she crashed Matt James’ party about three weeks into his season. Now the darling, athletic, lovable teacher with legs for days has shimmied into a mint green sparkly dress made from chainmail and is ready to find the love of her life among many dapper-looking, age-appropriate men. Over on the iHateGreenBeans podcast, Some Guy

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IHGB #225 Bachelorette Katie Recap: Men Tell All

Hello everyone! I’ve been podcasting for four years, so this was bound to happen sooner or later. Unfortunately, some Guy in Austin and I experienced technical difficulties. That means the editing is, how shall I put this, a little choppy. Let the record show that Some Guy in Austin did not blow a gasket. Neither did I. We both know that poor audio on a podcast that we record for

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Bachelorette Katie Recap: Master of His Domain

Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 6 I feel like I ask this question every season in the past couple of years, but have we reached a new low? Did Katie actually suggest a “fun idea” for the guys to “not partake in self-care?”  Being pure as the driven snow, I stumbled through Katie’s phrasing. Luckily, Kaitlyn and Tayshia were right there with me, asking the questions that were bouncing around in

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Bachelorette Katie Recap: Ball Bash

Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 5 When you think Katie has eliminated all of the problem children from the resort, Hunter decides to tap into the monstrous side of his Jekyll and Hyde personality. I clocked thirty minutes of harmonious bliss before Hunter slipped into a wrestling singlet and willingly slammed his body into anyone holding an orange ball.  And when I write “harmonious bliss,” I mean harmonious bliss. Guys were

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Bachelorette Katie Recap: Doubting Thomas

Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 3 It was a heavy night, dear reader. I’ve been writing Bachelor recaps for a long, long time, and I believe this episode resulted in the fewest notes taken in the history of my random career. Even back in the day when Firestone escorted a PYT out to the jacuzzi to sit in tepid, unmoving water, I scribbled down more notes on an old, discarded

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