I have to say that last night’s show opener was among the most dramatic in Bachelor history. Ever. You have to give it to the producers for jumping right in with the astonishing news. Let me set the scene for you: Ali is talking to the camera about how the show has taken its participants from LA to New York to Iceland and now Istanbul not Constantinople. Ali: “I’m thrilled
Recap will be up as soon as I get back from purchasing a copper kettle for my olive oil. In the meantime, let me know what you thought about last night’s non-dramatic rose ceremony and spoilery “scenes from this season” ending. Did anyone else notice that Cape Cod Chris was not featured in the Tahiti footage? I trust this is sneaky editing on ABC’s part. Surely…
I’d like to start this recap with a little Bachelor-related house cleaning. ABC has bombarded us with new and exciting information in the last few weeks and I feel it is my duty to keep you guys informed. 1. Vienna and Jake have split up. I know we are all shocked at this revelation. If you visit any gossip related website, you will more than likely find a link that
Raise your hand if you thought last night’s episode was one of the most boring ones to date? Me too. I guess ABC knew that episode five was about as thrilling as watching paint dry, grass grow or the guy who looks like Trista’s Ryan do just about anything. What a coincidence that we learn the morning after that ABC has decided to release Jake and Vienna from their binding
Can we get a big round of applause for the ABC producers, camera crew, intern and psychotherapist? Well done players. Well done. Last night’s episode had all the makings of a summer blockbuster hit. There was drama, romance, hysterical laughter, a crazy person masquerading as normal, blatant product placement, scorned hearts, unicorns, rainbows, a moment of insanity, artistic interpretation, fibbers, forecasts and celebrity cameos all taking place in picturesque New
