Like buongiorno! Like last night was so, like, full of fake drama, that I like, stopped listening and like started counting like all the likes in Andi’s like vocabulary, because like it was like more entertaining than like actually like watching the show. Like, do you know what I mean? Like there are only, like, eight guys left and like Andi is really like, confused because like she like likes
I was distracted from the get-go by this episode. Once Andi gathered her haphazard faction of suitors and whisked them off to southern France, I couldn’t get over the fact that she (and everyone else on the show) pronounced Marseille, “mar-say” instead of “mar-sigh” as I have always pronounced it. Instead of listening to Andi wax on and off about how she is in love with four bros and one
If only we were all together in the same room, I would mime my recap. It would take about five minutes and involve a lot of yawning and pretending to go to sleep. I can’t imagine any babies would cry, but you never know. Since that’s impossible, I will put my game face on and try to create a recap that paints a picture of drama! Romance! Product placement! Feel
We are down to 13 guys and Andi like totally has feelings for like more than one dude. She is taking this road show to New England, y’all, because everyone knows that Connecticut is the perfect place to fall in love. They have steam trains and the oldest Inn in America. And they have dozens of sailboats that make for sweet backgrounds for b-roll footage. The guys bust through the
I think it’s appropriate to use the opening paragraph of this recap in order to address the biggest conundrum from Sunday night’s episode. I ask you, dear reader, how ABC searched high and low across America and ended up with a gaggle of males from various backgrounds, beliefs, wardrobe styles and hair products, who couldn’t carry a tune even if it was injected into the tanning machine and sprayed all
