UUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH. I had to get that out. These two-part season finales with mysterious “I don’t know what will happen” teases are THE WORST. On a scale of one to Hannah, where do you come down on this opinion? Oh yes, I went there, thanks to the gathering of individuals who watched the first part of Hannah’s journey to break hearts. Many of you are not happy campers that our girl dumped
Our Host Chris Harrison warned us. He said that the bachelorette season finale was going to be emotional and I have to say, he was right. Carly and Evan are having a baby. Juan Pablo is getting married. The Bachelor in Paradise promo clip is disturbing. Mike Fleiss introduces a discombobulated finale format that feels like we have to sit through a two-hour presentation on time shares before we get
There were tears. There was an overwhelming sense of ickyness. There was an impeccable host in a pink shirt. And at the end of the day, there was the bachelorette standing next to a man near a swimming pool with royal blue water. Kaitlyn made her choice. Skinny jeans are not in her future. As he always does, Gosling got the girl. The girl got the wraparound porch with blue
This looks like a bachelorette who has a very tough decision ahead of her. Should she go for the adventurous life in which her days will be filled with shopping for skinny jeans and rambunctious romps against church archways? Or should she choose a more private life full of row boats, wood shavings in the barn and frequent one-sided conversations about someone’s control issues? It’s time to vote!
