I want you to get excited because Some Guy in Austin and I answer all your questions this episode so you can properly prepare for next week’s hometown dates. These include, but are not limited to the following: Is ABC setting up Nate, the Michael B Jordan of Bachelor Nation, to be our next lead? What is Rachel hiding in the ginormous sleeves of her red Lady Diana gown? Is
Hello everyone, Are you shocked to hear my voice this early in the week? It’s weird. Some Guy in Austin and I are both out of town, so we recorded the show mere moments after it aired on Monday night. I’m here to tell you that our thoughts are fresh yet confused as ever. We answer burning questions in this episode. For example: How delicious is a Belgian waffle? Is
Well, it was an eye-opening show, that’s for sure. I’ve never seen so many tears, snotty noses, and drunken hiccups this early in the season. The boys had the power. So our bachelorettes TOOK IT FROM THEM. And it backfired in their tight faces, leaving many unanswered questions. In this episode, Some Guy in Austin and I try to get answers to these questions. For example: Did no one consider what
Seriously, y’all, the franchise has gone off the rails. Don’t get me wrong — I am HERE for it. But the lack of structure makes my brain hurt. And I don’t watch The Bachelorette so my brain can hurt. I watch The Bachelorette so I can hide behind my couch cushion in horror while rolling my eyes in disgust. To be clear, there was a lot of that going on last night. However, I
