Tag Bachelorette Rachel

I Hate Green Beans Podcast 2: Bachelorette Week 6

First of all, I’d like to thank each and every one of you who dowloaded/listened to the inaugural I Hate Green Beans podcast yesterday. There was an overwhelming response that exceeded all of my expectations. THANK YOU! I’ve been working like crazy over here to produce something that I think y’all will enjoy, and it’s nice to know that most of you are on board. For those of you who

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I Hate Green Beans Podcast 1: Bachelorette Week 5

Thank you to everyone for your overwhelming response to Wednesday’s big reveal: My cup runneth over. Y’all are too kind, and I truly hope you enjoy the book. I’ll go ahead and apologize publicly for chapter 2. I’m blushing now just thinking about it, but there’s nothing I can do to stop it now. A six-month head’s up will have to do. And for those four people who unsubscribed from

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Bachelorette Recap: Love Lifts Us Up Where We Be-Gong

Bachelorette Recap: Rachel’s Hometown Dates I don’t know how you reacted to Rachel’s hometown dates, but I for one am thrilled that she was 4-for-4 on the Jump and Straddle(™) welcome leap. I’ve never been more proud and have never been more concerned over something that made me so proud. There were four different techniques: Dean executed a weird little skip before meeting Rachel in the middle of an abandoned

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Bachelorette Recap: Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Bachelorette Recap: Rachel Episode 7 I KNEW IT! Geneva, Switzerland is the perfect place to fall in love. It’s also the perfect place to ditch a couple of superfluous bachelors, as well as almost lose a digit to frostbite. I’m getting ahead of myself. As Rachel wanders the streets of Geneva, giddy that she has access to both a waterfront and mountains, she reflects on the importance of this week’s

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Bachelor Recap: Hot Tubin’ Lovin’

Bachelorette Recap: Rachel Episode 6 Clearly our voices have been heard. Last night was the first episode in recent memory that ended with an actual rose ceremony unaccompanied by a “TO BE CONTINUED” slate. Our Host Chris Harrison must have read my recap, as well as your aggressive tweets. He probably reported back to Mike Fleiss that we were upset. Bachelor Nation is a powerful group of people. I’m proud

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