Let me just say that digesting two hours of Bachelor in Paradise is a treat. I appreciate that the producers have condensed the episode into edible chunks of drama. They packed so much into 120 minutes! People are leaving left and right. Newbies are showing up with their fresh faces. Ladies crying buckets of tears. Did I know Blake at the beginning? Nope.Was I sad for Tammy getting kicked off
Bachelor in Paradise Week 4 brought SO…MUCH…D-R-A-M-A. And I loved every second. Some Guy in Austin and I have thoughts upon thoughts. For example: When did Grocery Store Joe get so feisty? Will Tammy run out of tears by the end of the next episode? Why is Chris voted off the island, yet Brendan and Pieper are galvanting freely? Is Brendan a complete and total Chach? I’ll give you a hint:
The technical difficulties that plagued me during this podcast almost made me lose my Christianity. There’s a dainty cloud of profanity that still hangs over the house as I write this sentence, but all I’m going to ask you to do is extend a heaping serving a grace to this episode. Do I own a microphone and professional equipment? Yes, I do. Does it sound like my first time podcasting?
The time has come for twenty people who sort of know each other to gather together at a Mexican resort and day drink (until it’s time to nighttime drink) for three weeks solid. No one is safe from itchy sand, moldy beach beds, bold crabs, aggressive aqua fowl, and a tiny pocket person named Demi. Look, I know most of you didn’t watch Bachelor in Paradise. That’s why I begged