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Bachelor in Paradise recap: Nick who?

Bachelor in Paradise recap: Episode 3 Counting your own abs can be complicated. Just ask Damn Daniel. Watching your arch nemesis swoop in with his megawatt smile and bronzed pectorals can be complicated too. Especially when he is frenching your girl all the livelong day. Just ask poor Nick. Nick: It’s like we never went out. I’m surprised how they chose to approach announcing their relationship. Josh has been enjoying

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Bachelor in Paradise recap: Always a bridesmaid

Bachelor in Paradise recap: Episode 2 I have a bone to pick with the peeps in the editing booth. Why promo a Chad freak out and then not deliver? I distinctly remember a Hulk-like version of Chad wreaking havoc in the tree house before stumbling off the island. I haven’t been this disappointed since JoJo’s brothers were normal. What gives? Sure Chad was angry when he got the boot from

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Bachelor in Paradise recap: Dolla, dolla bills y’all

Bachelor in Paradise Recap Season 3, Episode 1: The thing I admire about Bachelor in Paradise is that it knows it’s a hot, sticky, bathe-in-antibacterial-soap mess. Here in Paradise, no one bothers to differentiate between The Twins, you find yourself agreeing and rooting for Nick Viall, Jorge makes sure the drinks flow freely and The Chad is kicked out by My Hero Chris Harrison the day after he arrives. Clearly,

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’ finale recap: First comes love

After six weeks, Jade and Tanner found love on Bachelor in Paradise. Mike Fleiss is smiling in a big pile of money as he watches his franchise continue to grow in potential success stories. Harrison has left the island for an undisclosed roomful of taut women in PG-Rated bikinis. No, he’s not traveling with a harem—he’s the emcee of the Miss America pageant airing this Sunday on your local ABC

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’ recap: Love stinks and she hates you

Who knew that Ashley I-Lashes virginity would be the boring part that no one cares about on the finale eve of Bachelor in Paradise? We’ve come a long way, dear readers. Contestants are dropping like flies! Every half hour or so, someone leaves the island because they are confident that love is not in Paradise—no matter what Jorge says. I was worried that with so many SUVs schlepping the rejected

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