‘Bachelor in Paradise’ recap: Love stinks and she hates you

Who knew that Ashley I-Lashes virginity would be the boring part that no one cares about on the finale eve of Bachelor in Paradise? We’ve come a long way, dear readers. Contestants are dropping like flies! Every half hour or so, someone leaves the island because they are confident that love is not in Paradise—no matter what Jorge says. I was worried that with so many SUVs schlepping the rejected

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