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Bachelorette Jenn Recap: G’Day Mate

Bachelorette Jenn Recap | Season 21 | Episode 2 I am a professional, and I think that it is only fair that I apologize to Double N Jenn for poking fun at the way she pronounced Melbourne, Australia when she lifted her flute of champagne to “cheers” that her boys would be foregoing any stateside nonsense in lieu of an adventure down under. Apparently, the locals do pronounce it “Mel-bun.”  Jenn,

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Bachelorette Jenn Recap: Ferocious Love

Bachelorette Jenn Recap | Season 21 | Episode 1 Welcome to the new season of The Bachelorette! I’m so excited to follow Double N Jenn on her amazing journey to find love, and yes, I did have to look up her name before writing that sentence.  In case you also had trouble remembering Jenn’s storyline, ABC did a marvelous job of cobbling together all seventeen minutes of her time with

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Bachelor Joey Fantasy Suites: We Have To Talk

Bachelor Joey Recap | Season 28 | Episode 9 Don’t you just love those Golden Bachelor ladies? What a treat to have them fly all the way to Mexico to sit down and give (two of) our girls a pep talk about life, love, and other mysteries. I’m sure Susan, Sandra, and (not) Leslie thought long and hard about this delicate situation and how their words of wisdom would impact the

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Bachelor Joey Recap: Je M’appelle Claude

Bachelor Joey Recap | Season 28 | Episode 6 Hello, everyone. Je m’appelle Claude and I have officially reached the nervous status of our boy Joey. Has the Bachelor ever cried this early in a season because of all the feels he’s feeling? I know I’m the one who has been recapping this show for twenty-plus seasons, but I think that the forlorn pending angst typically hits our lead right around

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Bachelor Joey Recap: It’s Not Red Velvet

Bachelor Joey Recap | Season 28 | Episode 2 I apologize, dear reader, for not posting a recap last week. I was in Disney World, and time got away from me. I claim Disney magic and straight-up nostalgia as my excuses. I love that place! Last week, the show began with a forlorn Joey beside the Proposal Pedestal™ weeping his way through what appears to be a tumultuous journey to find

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