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Bachelor Grant Recap: You Mess With the Bull

Bachelor Grant Recap | Episode 4 As the camera pans over the remnants of last week’s episode’s awkward prom, I can’t help but wonder if the ABC Intern is irritated that he has to pick up deflated balloons and schlep shiny photo backdrops to the prop closet of the mansion. Was it worth it to jump into the pool’s deep end to retrieve discarded plastic tiaras? Probably not.  But I

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Bachelor Grant Recap: One Shot

Bachelor Grant Recap | Episode 2 Everyone is ready to get this party started with our dear bachelor Grant. The mimosas are flowing as bleary-eyed women listen to Rebekah tell everyone that she will manifest a rose directly into her hands just as soon as Uncle Jesse arrives with the date card. Our fearless host arrives moments later to remind the women how this reality show works. Alexe gets the coveted one-on-one

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Bachelor Grant Recap: Llama Drama

Bachelor Grant Recap | Episode 1 Can you believe we are discussing SEASON 29 of The Bachelor? Wasn’t it just yesterday that I sat down on my loveseat, a plate of spaghetti in hand, tuned in to a new reality show about dating? His name was Andrew Firestone, and I was immediately O-B-S-E-S-S-E-D. Did he really say that? Did she really wear that? Am I drawn to this like a moth

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IHGB #363: Golden Bachelorette Finale Recap – Joan’s Engaged!

Hello, everyone! It’s been eight weeks of golden goodness, and Joan’s season finale did not disappoint. Some Guy in Austin and I break it down for you and discuss the important parts you need to know, such as: Each and every year, that move does not disappoint. I love it! EPISODE NOTES: SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Follow Me: Instagram and Twitter

IHGB #362: Golden Bachelorette Joan Recap – Not So Fantasy Suites

Hello everyone! It’s fantasy week, people, and Joan is taking the hanky panky out of the equation because she’s a classy lady. I applaud Joan for her conviction! Some Guy in Austin wonders if that’s why one of her suitors bailed. Per the usual, this makes for some great content on the podcast. Don’t worry, Joan. I’ve got your back! EPISODE NOTES: Click HERE for my official Bachelorette cheat sheet! Click HERE to be

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