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Bachelorette Michelle Recap: The Real MVP

Bachelorette Michelle Recap | Week 2 Let’s get one thing straight: I like Michelle. I do. And I don’t appreciate it when stupid boys make her cry. We can’t have one of my favorite bachelorettes of all time dissolve into a puddle of confusing tears multiple times in one episode, for heaven’s sake. I feel this maternal urge to protect her at all costs, and there are way too many jack wagons

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Bachelorette Michelle Recap: What do I know?

Bachelorette Michelle Recap | Week 1 It seems like just yesterday, we met Michelle Young as she crashed Matt James’ party about three weeks into his season. Now the darling, athletic, lovable teacher with legs for days has shimmied into a mint green sparkly dress made from chainmail and is ready to find the love of her life among many dapper-looking, age-appropriate men. Over on the iHateGreenBeans podcast, Some Guy

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Bachelor in Paradise 2021 Finale Recap: Who Proposes?

Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Finale Extenuating circumstances have forced me to write an amended recap for you this late night, early morning. But let’s face it. All you really want to know is who left the beach broken-hearted and who left the beach with a ring on her finger.  Or who left the beach with a bro on his back. See for yourself below and check out my Spotify playlist

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IHGB #236: Bachelor in Paradise Week 7 Recap

We are one episode away from finding out who is leaving the beach with an Uncle Neil ring on her finger, thereby ensuring at least a few months of influencer fame, and who will be cashing in fifteen minutes of fame at a Las Vegas casino. The anticipation is killing Some Guy in Austin. He is so excited to see if Mari and Kenny make it out in the real

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Bachelor in Paradise 2021 Recap: Un-Break My Heart

Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 7 It’s a hard day when the first forty-five minutes of Bachelor in Paradise is cut off, thanks to a September rainstorm. Luckily, my hilariously witty friend Susan stepped up to provide color commentary for the first entry of my recap. I will forever be in her debt and move forward with a touch of anxiety that she is way funnier than I am, and

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