Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Finale Extenuating circumstances have forced me to write an amended recap for you this late night, early morning. But let’s face it. All you really want to know is who left the beach broken-hearted and who left the beach with a ring on her finger. Or who left the beach with a bro on his back. See for yourself below and check out my Spotify playlist
We are one episode away from finding out who is leaving the beach with an Uncle Neil ring on her finger, thereby ensuring at least a few months of influencer fame, and who will be cashing in fifteen minutes of fame at a Las Vegas casino. The anticipation is killing Some Guy in Austin. He is so excited to see if Mari and Kenny make it out in the real
Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 7 It’s a hard day when the first forty-five minutes of Bachelor in Paradise is cut off, thanks to a September rainstorm. Luckily, my hilariously witty friend Susan stepped up to provide color commentary for the first entry of my recap. I will forever be in her debt and move forward with a touch of anxiety that she is way funnier than I am, and
Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 6 Bachelor in Paradise Recap | Week 6 We’re getting down to the nitty-gritty, dear reader. There are only three weeks left to celebrate the pending proposals of those who found love on the beaches of Bachelor in Paradise, and for some reason, ABC thinks we need THREE HOURS to start wrapping this mother up next Tuesday. There’s absolutely nothing we can do about it.
Bachelor in Paradise Recap 2021 | Week 5 Let me just say that digesting two hours of Bachelor in Paradise is a treat. I appreciate that the producers have condensed the episode into edible chunks of drama. They packed so much into sixty minutes! People leaving left and right. Newbies showing up with their fresh faces. Ladies crying buckets of tears. Did I know Blake at the beginning? Nope.Was I sad for
