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Bachelorette Katie Finale Recap: What Will Aunt Lindsey Say?

Bachelorette Katie Finale I have thoughts. There are so many scenarios running around in this head of mine that I hardly know where to begin. But, never in the eighteen years of recapping this show have, I witnessed viewers display such strong feelings regarding the details surrounding the show lead’s final choice.  We all stood in solidarity, hating Juan Pablo with a passion. Arie dumping Becca on the yellow couch

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Bachelorette Katie Hometowns Recap: I Like the Way You Look

Bachelorette Katie Hometowns  I have to admit that this recap feels daunting. After watching Katie’s “hometowns,” followed by a quick perusal of the Twitterverse, I’ve deduced that much like our friend Greg, Bachelor Nation is reeling in emotions. We are divided, dear reader. And social media dictates that you must choose sides. Are you Team Greg? Or are you Team Katie?  I’m not ashamed to admit that more than half

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Bachelorette Katie Recap: Master of His Domain

Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 6 I feel like I ask this question every season in the past couple of years, but have we reached a new low? Did Katie actually suggest a “fun idea” for the guys to “not partake in self-care?”  Being pure as the driven snow, I stumbled through Katie’s phrasing. Luckily, Kaitlyn and Tayshia were right there with me, asking the questions that were bouncing around in

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Bachelorette Katie Recap: Ball Bash

Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 5 When you think Katie has eliminated all of the problem children from the resort, Hunter decides to tap into the monstrous side of his Jekyll and Hyde personality. I clocked thirty minutes of harmonious bliss before Hunter slipped into a wrestling singlet and willingly slammed his body into anyone holding an orange ball.  And when I write “harmonious bliss,” I mean harmonious bliss. Guys were

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Bachelorette Katie Recap: Buzz Killington

Bachelorette Katie Recap | Week 4 Would you like to learn the real definition of buzzkill? My dictionary says, “Whining incessantly, either for or against, the probability that a jackwagon is pursuing a platform to be the next bachelor.”  Guys. Do better. No one cares. Let’s not give me any more ammunition to utilize my fast-forward button on the old DVR. Excluding Michael, who is alarmingly clueless, each suitor is

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