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IHGB #317: Golden Bachelor Podcast: Episode 3

I’ve uttered this sentence approximately seventeen times since The Golden Bachelor‘s debut: “I love Jerry/Gerry with my whole heart.” He is extremely kind, highly articulate, and overwhelmingly intentional with the women with which he’s been paired. The tears! The compassion! Poor Gerry is going to have to pop and extra Xanax the day he has to send the runner-up home. I hope ABC retains a Psychotherapist, because Gerry is going to

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Golden Bachelor Recap: Chatty Kathy

Golden Bachelor Recap | Episode 3 I’ve uttered this sentence approximately seventeen times since The Golden Bachelor‘s debut: “I love Jerry/Gerry with my whole heart.” He is extremely kind, highly articulate, and overwhelmingly intentional with the women with which he’s been paired. The tears! The compassion! Poor Gerry is going to have to pop and extra Xanax the day he has to send the runner-up home. I hope ABC retains a

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IHGB #316: Golden Bachelor Podcast: Episode 2

Hello, everyone! It’s week two, and my love for Gerry is still strong. My roommate Lara joins me today to share Gerry’s first week dating twenty-two women, and we do have a count of how many times he cried. Note for the audio, I cried more than anyone in the room, and I’m not feeling weird about it at all. Lara and I break down the details of the dates,

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Golden Bachelor Recap: Don’t Stop Believing

Golden Bachelor Recap | Episode 2 In the year of our Lord 2023, I anticipate that there isn’t much weird guilt that is associated when someone mentions that they have spent a week-ish suffering through the symptoms of COVID. Therefore, I will not hesitate to share with you that this is my second time to have the virus, and it knocked me down the same way it did when I

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IHGB #315: Golden Bachelor Recap: Saucy Ladies

Hello, everyone! Well, after three years of advertisements, ABC has finally aired the inaugural episode of The Golden Bachelor, and it did not disappoint! Some Guy in Austin and I break down everything you need to know from the hour-long (PTL!) journey, including: I’m looking at you, Susan, you naughty lady. EPISODE NOTES: Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet! Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor

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