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Bachelorette Charity Recap: Little Sister

Bachelorette Charity Recap | Episode 1 Hi there! It’s only been three months since vanilla bean Zach Shallcross acted like a jackwagon most of his season before professing his undying love to Kaity. (True confession: I had to revisit an old recap to remind myself of Kaity’s name. Is that sad for her or sad for me? Discuss.) I’d be willing to bet that half of you reading this sentence right

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Bachelor Zach Finale Recap: Decisions Are the Worst

Bachelor Zach Recap | Finale I don’t want to miss this opportunity to thank those of you who actually come to this little website, preferring to read the words from my head versus listening to the words from my mouth over at the podcast. Thank you for being true OG fans of the blog, the recap, and iHateGreenBeans. You are the cream of the crop. The tops. Simply the best. And

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Bachelor Zach Recap: Hungary Eyes

Bachelor Zach Recap | Episode 7 Hello everyone, I want you to get excited because Some Guy in Austin and I are really digging into episode seven of The Bachelor so you can properly prepare for next week’s hometown dates. In this episode, we tackle very important questions, such as: And finally, should Jesse Palmer go ahead and adopt Zach into his family now? Or wait and announce that on After

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Bachelor Zach Recap: Witchy Woman

Bachelor Zach Recap | Episode 6 I’m about to say something you never thought you’d hear from me, Lincee Ray, who has been recapping this “darling” reality show for twenty years. Are you ready? The Bachelor made me wiser. I actually gained knowledge while watching on Monday night. Going into the debacle, I would not have been able to point to Estonia on a world map. Now, if one day I’m

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Bachelor Zach Recap: Bad Witches Don’t Cry

Bachelor Zach Recap | Episode 2 Two minutes into the opening scenes from this week’s episode of The Bachelor, I realize I’m getting too old for this gig. A plethora of actions and wardrobe choices produced an unsettling crankiness in me. First, I can’t stand women screaming in unison. It grates on my nerves. I learned this odd character trait about myself when I was captain of the award-winning Hallsville

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