This week snuck up on me, dear reader. Sadly, “write Bachelor recap” kept getting bumped on my to-do list for more pressing things in the real world. Although I did record, edit, and post a podcast about episode six of Gabby and Rachel’s journey to find love (listen HERE or download HERE), I feel an old-fashioned list is the best I can muster after life’s frivolities in the past several
Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Episode 5 It’s a new dawn, a new day, and a new life. Our bachelorettes and their beaus have left the drama that is Paris and are making their way across the seas on the Valiant Lady (or Rolling Virgin if your name is Some Guy in Austin). Absolutely everyone is excited to explore a new country. Especially one that is known for rich chocolate
Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Episode 4 Part of me wanted my entire recap to be one word: PINEAPPLE. I think most of you would understand my plight, nod your head in agreement, and move on to the next item on your to-do list. You’d forgive me for slacking on my writing duties because you too felt that episode four of The Bachelorette was one big homage to all things
Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Episode 3 Fun fact: When Rachel bemoaned about the men having all the power in last night’s episode, I harkened back to the Hallsville High School auditorium, where the district-renowned Bobcat Belles warmed up each morning at the crack of dawn. We were a mighty drill team who insisted on specific “pump up” music to help us combat the desire to crawl back into our
Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Episode 2 Seriously, y’all, the franchise has gone off the rails. Don’t get me wrong — I am HERE for it. But the lack of structure makes my brain hurt. And I don’t watch The Bachelorette so my brain can hurt. I watch The Bachelorette so I can hide behind my couch cushion in horror while rolling my eyes in disgust. To be clear,
