It’s the podcast you’ve been waiting for. COLTON FINALLY JUMPS THE FENCE! Well played, ABC. You sucked me in thinking I cared more about the single bound leap, then juked me with Cassie breaking Colton’s heart into itty bitty pieces. I did not see that coming. In this episode, Some Guy in Austin and I break it all down for you. We discuss Cassie’s father, her lack of communication skills,
It’s hometown week for Cole’n and he is on the struggle bus. Does he pick the girl who makes him break his bread into tiny little bits? Or the one who drinks strawberry wine? How about the one who shoves him out of an airplane? Or the one whose Daddy does not give his consent? Some Guy in Austin and I answer these questions and discuss the rose ceremony that
I’ve got a bonus episode here for you and it’s all about THE OSCARS! Who won?Who deserved to win?Which nominees are worth watching? Of course I don’t know the answers to any of these questions because out of the big categories (actor/actress/director/picture) of the winners I saw a grand total of ZERO. I can tell you all about A Star is Born, Black Panther, and Mary Poppins Returns. I didn’t
Well, we’re at a crossroads in Colton’s journey to find love where our bachelor has reached a breaking point. Although our boy is feeling ALL the feels, the one dominating his heart right now is confusion. Who is here for the right reasons? What is the Hogwarts Express doing in Colorado? When will Caelynn let down her walls and start cursing like a sailor in front of everyone? Where is
I can’t believe we are already six weeks into Colton’s (or Coco if you’re from Red Oak, Texas) journey to find love. Listen, he’s on the struggle bus and I don’t blame him. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss in great detail why we think women are dropping like flies. We compare and contrast Cassie’s “after school special” date from last week to Hannah’s “Lincee is behind the couch
