My eyes. MY EYES!
Remember that Friends episode where Ross tries to get Ugly Naked Guy’s apartment? The one where Phoebe and Rachel go with him and see Monica and Chandler “doing it” up against the window? Let me refresh your memory. Pay close attention to Phoebe’s reaction right around the 50 second mark: Dear reader. That is how I felt last night while I was watching Jake dance. I was at my friend