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‘The Bachelor’ season finale: Let’s vote!

It’s time to weigh in everyone. Will our bachelor overlook Becca’s unwillingness to profess her love and choose her anyway, hoping that she’s willing to trade in the LA traffic for rows and rows of corn? Or will he pick Whitney? The one girl who he sort of likes, but is confident she’ll say yes if he gets down on one knee since all she talks about is wanting to

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‘The Bachelor’ recap: Bali-hai, Bali-bye

Farmer: Bali is the perfect place to fall in love. Lincee: Do you think that is true? My Mother: No. -Pause- Mama: Wait! That’s the setting of South Pacific! Mama begins singing “Bali Hai.” I secretly film her. Don’t tell. Mama: Yes. They can fall in love there. There you have it folks. Linea Ray has officially given her permission for The Farmer to fall in love in Bali. She

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‘The Bachelor’ recap: Save a horse, ride a farm boy

This Bachelor recap is brought to you by United Airlines. Two time zones and three states later, I am forced to post this using an ethernet cable in a Comfort Inn near Nowhere, Wyoming. It’s a miracle we’ve reached “published” status. Hooray for sleep deprivation! I do apologize for my tardiness. It’s been an interesting 24 hours. And although I can’t make it up to all of you, I would

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‘The Bachelor’ recap: Just breathe

I think we can all agree that The Bachelor reached new levels of crazy last night. With the love guru’s wispy instruction, a blonde’s interesting take on US geography, a former shunned contestant’s profession, a non-hygienic front-runner, and a widow with a “tragic and amazing story,” I have no doubt that the ABC Psychotherapist will definitely be publishing papers about these women. Naturally, I enjoyed each second. Especially the huge

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Bachelor goulash – a little bit of everything in this post

My heart aches for the millions of people who are suffering and struggling in Haiti.  Whether it’s financially or prayerfully, I encourage you to support them in this desperate time of need.  * * * * * * * * * * This week was chock-full of Bachelor related random news.  I decided to go ahead and throw it all out on the table so we can discuss the crazy

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