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‘The Bachelorette’ Andi recap: I wanna be your cowboy

I’ve decided that someone over at ABC is working on an anthropological study which indicates the likelihood of an individual completely disregarding any shred of a moral compass when asked to drop trou in the name of charity. Oh you’re feeling modest about being nude with nothing but a sandwich board between you and your bikini regions? THINK ABOUT THE BABY SEALS! You’re anxious about sporting a skimpy pickle pouch

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‘The Bachelorette’ Andi recap: I love lamp

I love lamp. And according to Our Host Chris Harrison’s Instagram, so does he. Great minds people. Great minds. I think we can all agree on one thing as a result of The Bachelorette’s first episode. Yes Andi did a really good job playing hostess to an array of dudes wearing navy suits with brown shoes and yes, the page boy haircut is an unfortunate choice of style both today

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‘The Bachelorette’ Andi recap: Season opener

The recap will be up as soon as I sort out the difference between all the dudes with gingham shirts and all the ones with dirty blonde hair. PS: I’m so sad that the Biebs didn’t get through to the second round. Baby, baby, baby, noooooooooooo!

Will Andi find true love on ‘The Bachelorette’ tonight?

Take a look at this season’s Bachelorette promo: It’s unclear if Andi will find true love on her journey, but there are a few things we can glean from these 30 seconds. 1. I’m so over “eet’s okay” and as I mentioned in my previous post about Andi’s suitors, I predict that someone is going to drop that phrase during the icebreaker section. 2. Ten bucks that the dude carrying

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Bachelorette Andi: Sizing up her dudes

The contestants have been posted ladies and gentlemen. And in keeping with tradition from seasons past, I chose a few contenders based solely on their thumbnail picture. Knowing what I know from District Attorney Andi, I looked for tiny pictures that appeared to represent power, intelligence and a guy who probably chooses not to utter the phrase, “Eet’s okay.” (Although let the record show that I bet some yahoo uses

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